Harry Potter characters react to ships

Fred x Hermione

Molly: Fred, George come sit here now please

The twins went over and sat on the floor with identical expressions of boredom 

Bethany: We now have a ship with one of the twins 

Ron: I wonder which twin 

Bethany: FRED AND HERMIONE AKA FREMIONE MY FAVEORATE STRAIGHT SHIP 

George: Hermione why where you trying to get a Love Potion

Hermione: Cause harry was drunk and was like 'Draco doesn't love me I'll use a love potion when we go back to school' It was a bad idea and when I told him what he said he looked so embarrassed it was funny but that's why

Narcissa: How does this work.

Hermione: The opposites thing 

Narcissa: Yeah 

Hermione: Well I don't know

George: I ship cause I can and I remember every single time Hermione would come up to me and ask if Fred had a crush on anyone 

Fred: Tell me how many

George: 2,569 times

Hermione: Im not gonna say anything

Seamus: I ship 

Dean: Ship cause yeah 

Lee: Ship ship ship

Ginny: Ship. Remember quidditch matches Seamus

Seamus: Yes having to endure Hermione go on and on and on 

Luna: About how the quidditch uniform wasn't fair cause it just makes muscles stand out 

Hermione: Stop exposing me 

Harry: 'Mione its fun though 

Bethany: We can all agree this is an amazing ship and we can move on