One day my mom baked cookies. And I asked for one. But my mom said you cant have one today because I eat all of them at once. So I say ok. In the middle of the night I got up at 12:01 and went downstairs to the cookies. I would've been in heaven but instead I saw my dad hugging the container empty watching tv with cookie crumbs on his face. I said hey those were my cookies. And my dad said "Hey I brought you into this world, I can take you out!" So I went back to bed. I guess I know where I got that inheritance from.
