Intruder alert: come on kids and walk to my car. You'll be safe, for now
Wind drill: hide where there isn't a window. Ok wait there's windows EVERYWHERE. Oh well
Fire drill: Announcer: ok stay calm just run around like crazy people, it won't hurt unless you run into the fire
Chemical drill: OH MY GOSH ITS EBOLA!!!!!!!!!
Idiot drill: Announcer: ITS A IDIOT DRILL! Kid: what's a idiot drill? Other kid: testing if you're a idiot and he is.
I do have to thank 21slyons for giving me inspiration and check his book out!
