Sensational fights; medley

E1: The Flying Finger

   While two close friends, atheist punkist mermaid Betül and God İpek, were lying on their chairs for a few cents, God ipek took the remote and started watching Rick and Morty and then opened Season 2, Episode 5. In the episode "Time to Get Schwifty", planet earth participates in a song contest and the losing planet will be destroyed. Rick and Morty decide to enter the singing competition. The song they sing is "Get Schwifty", after listening to it, two friends who love the song very much start singing the song at the same time. And after a short while, a strange green portal opens from the ground, two curious friends jump into the portal and suddenly they come to Rick and Morty's world. But the only problem is that they are not the only ones out there; Captain man and Kid Danger are also with them. Then, when Rick sees them, he burps and says: "Hey man, wherever you come from, just get lost, I'm busy with most things and I don't have time, get dusty." Seeing this, the two friends were thinking of joining the competition to help them, while a strange, never-before-seen super villain appeared that looked like a foot and had wings: the flying finger! Everyone who saw this said "what the fuck" at the same time. God ipek, who witnessed this, killed him with the light that came out of her eyes. It was short-lived 'cause yes, she's a god. That makes sense. Rick claimed there was no god. Oh yeah? Sure? No shit sherlock? Here I am, the fucking god.
Well,
Whatever.

Bad luck with the finger man i guess. Okay, we're here right now. A green portal opened and we're here. Is that meaning that we can do everything we want? We could do whatever we wanted without entering this portal anyway, you know.

Yes, of course,
you can do anything you want.
but there is always something holding you back.

After J closed the cover of the book in his hand, he hurriedly started searching for something on his phone. Something happened that made J shudder. The phone in his hand began to ring with a loud sound and the phone began to vibrate. This scared J. He left the phone there and ran away and waited for the bell to stop. When the bell stopped, he went back to the phone and the bell began to ring again. But this time, J saw something he couldn't see when he first looked. A notice was telling him to take his pills. What pill? Where are the pills? Are they at home? J was not at home. Really, where was J? Honestly, J didn't know where he was or why he had come here. No, he knew, he had forgotten. Oh right! He remembered now. He came to commit suicide near the cliffs. Does anyone ever forget to commit suicide? Wanting to find out who he was before he committed suicide, J opened the safari app to do some research and learn about himself and came across something. A page had already been entered, what page was it? Oh right! A long article was written on the page. The title of the article is "What is Alzheimer's disease?" Of course! I get it now. J has Alzheimer's and came to commit suicide.

Yeah, fine. Good luck then!