It isn't important right? (Haikyuu X Reader)

*1 the beginning *

Monday 3th of April

Y/n woke up with the sound of a car crash
She got up and looked from the window of her new room and saw a car accident in her neighborhood, it was pretty bad, a men was laying on the ground with pieces of glass all over his body and an other one with a piece of metal piercing trough his head , it was pretty ugly to see.

_" sheeeeeeesh they dead......less disappointments on earth I guess "

She then looked at her phone and sighed " I have 27 minutes to get my pretty ass ready "

She walked to her bathroom and brushed her teeth then put her hair in two cute little buns ( not the messy bun please let's keep it serious here ...or not)
Then put her uniform, a skirt with a white blouse and large sweater with the picture of Kermit the frog because it's her favorite and socks of him too.

She then rushed to the kitchen and grabbed an apple ( because bananas are inappropriate) and went to her new school .

Y/n's pov

I was kinda nervous because I'm really a sHy person but I can put pens in people's asses if they get on my nerves but I'm still cUtE and a KaWAiIi giRl🥺🥺

When I got there it was pretty empty I tought that there was a global pandemic or a zombie attack or a titan attack, I mean I wouldn't mind EREHN RAIL ME- Hmhmhmmhhm zoophilie is harambe sorry
I started to walk around the empty hallways until I pumped into someone no something i felt on my ass and rubbed my ass cheeks to see that it was just the locker, omg I'm such a baka
Even lockers want to rail me c'mon I know I'm hot but there are limits

I got up and made sure that my Kermit sweater wasn't dirty and started to walk towards my class until I found it , I rolled on the floor and picked a look trough the windows like a spy or ninja I felt really cool doing that.

I looked at every student there and I saw it , I couldn't wait anymore, I was so excited to see the boys of my class to ship them, my favorite thing to do , they look so attractive when two male teenagers are together, and suddenly I felt a bump on my head.

_" WHO TF- hm hhm hmm itaiiiii!!! why would you do that to such a innocent girlll" I said with a cute voice i turned around and saw a fat man with a suit, also known as the director.

_" may I know what are you doing here miss, shouldn't you be in your class "

_" and shouldn't you go on a diet- hm hm gomennn I'm new and I'm too scared to enter the class, I'm so shyyyy" I said while being in hinata mode (👉👈)

_" I will ask the teacher to introduce you now come with me"

He didn't hear me , fuck men's are stupid as fuck

_" nyaaaa it so eMbArRassIng "

He didn't listen to me and entered the class, all the students got up from there chairs and greeted him , he muttered something to the teacher and made me a sign of entering the class, I fixed my Kermit socks and entered the class

Every one was looking at me and I said more like I sang with my beautiful voice
"All the eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus"

And now even the director and the teacher gave me a look, I'm so famous.

" would you introduce yourself miss"

The teacher said with a nervous laugh, I nodded and said

" I'm (y/n)(l/n) , I love Kermit the frog and my dream is to get railed-....."

There was a big silence then I said
"Kill all men"

I then went to sit besides a blonde guy
I didn't pay much attention and just looked at the window and noticed everyone staring at me by the reflection of the glasse , I turned to face them. And then everyone looked back at the board " yes that's what I tought whores"
I muttered to my self , they don't seem like they enjoy my presence, whatever I'm really good with myself alone I don't need anyone tsk tsk

After it was lunch time and I was hungry but I had nothing to eat silly me I totally forgot, I looked around and saw the guy in front of me taking a lunch box and i had a brilliant idea

I tapped his shoulder and he turned to face me

_"What do you want " he said with an annoyed face

_" I'm lactose intolerant but I will try your cream " I bite my lower lip and made the kinky face , he will fall for it and share his lunch with me cuz that's what men's do , serve the queens

He looked at me with a disgusted look and turned back, oi what was that , I got up and stand besides him , he didn't pay attention to me so I sat on his table near his food

" am I a snack to you now " I smirked

He put his hand on my tight and squeezed It, I blushed and looked at him, trying my best to not let a sound

" I don't know what you're trying to do but it's annoying " he let go then I got up " salty"

I then decided to go get something in the vending machine. But I don't want to use my money, I'm trying to save some to buy a Kermit doll tsk it's not fair I swear.

Aller that is the first chapter 🥺🤪🤪😌🤪😏🤪😏👀😌🎶😌👀😏🤪😏