Falling for Ed

PREGGO!?

You woke up and puked out your guts. It was pretty and pink uwu🥺🥺🥺. Your bf Ed came in.

Ed: Oh no my kitty is sick😫🥺😭😭😭😭😭

You: yeah uwu my stomach hurts😫😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😫😤😤😐

*you faint to the ground because your 2'4 body couldn't handle it*

You wake up and your stomach is fatter than Ed.

You: E-e-e-e-e-Ed I'm pregnant.

Ed: bye broke butch, bye hoe.

He said while doing the niki minaj walk out of the caca brown/ green mansion.
You thought "at least I get the mansion.