Falling for Ed

Murder that hoe

You text Ed the next day

You: get tf ready butch imma fuckin kill you with my big ass belly hoe!

Ed: mhm I got a new bitch up on my carrot

You: I don't give two shirts im comin to murder you.

You go to Ed's new house. He is living in a shed and you see him doing it with TASHA DROM THE BACKYARDIGANS!? you got so fuckin mad you tazered that bitch on her yellow🐱 since she was yk naked.

Ed: NAHHHH THAT PUSSY DEAD RIP THAT 🐱

Tasha: I'm fuckin dead bitch and your gonna sing.

You: tf he will hoe.

Then you go and cut off Ed's 🍆 or carrot and smack him in the head

You: I like you cut g

(His head fell off)

You: oh well, my work is done.

You walk out of the shed doing the niki minaj walk.

You: bye broke bitchs bye hoes