"OHHHH!!! You like that, Fiona!?!?!?" Groaned Shrek in his strong Scottish accen. He was fucking the obese ogre woman that laid under him. His fat Ogre sausage slipping in and out of her wet pussy. His massive ogre cock, coaxed with her love juices and crumbs of pringles.
"Y-YES SHREK!! Be rougher with me! I can take it!!" Cried Fiona as her husband stretches her green cooter.
"Okay my green onion!" Shrek then raised a fist and punched Fiona hard on the face. But he did not stop at one, he started to bombard his wife with an endless series of punches. Fiona screaming in pleasure to the abuse Shrek gave her, never ONCE holding back his punches. At one point, he stopped fucking his wife just so he can focus more on brutally beating her face even when their bed snapped in half to the series of blows.
After Fiona was finally unconscious, Shrek pulled his cock out and kicked his wife off the bed. She was not even worthy of his hot ogre load. With his cock still erect, he digs underneath his bed.
"Now we can finally be alone..." Shrek whispers as he pulls out his fleshlight, a can of Pringles. He caresses the can and lubed it up with his warm saliva before fucking the full can. It was original flavor, but he prefers Sour Cream & Onion. Hence why he needs to cum inside the can.
Shrek drinks a redbull to super charge his cock in preparation to his near climax. The feeling of the chips crushing against his cock felt too good, even better than Fiona's pussy. Shrek roared loud and proud as he came into the can. He then hovered the can above his head and tilted it. Letting the cum coated chips ooze into his mouth before tossing it aside.
"Now I sleep" Shrek said. Grabbing the unconscious Fiona, and throwing her outside the house so he can have the bed to himself. Shrek dreams himself fucking a giant can of pringles before something shoots into his asshole. It was a bee!!
"Oii~!! What are ya doing in me swamp!?" He screamed at the Bee. But the bee ignored him. Spinning rapidly in his asshole and making Shrek moan in a high pitch. The sensation felt too real, and amazing. Nothing would even compare to this stimulation in his prostate. Shrek immediately came an endless stream of cum from the bees gyration.
Waking up in the middle of the night, his whole body sweating, and blankets reeked of cum and shit. Shrek couldn't believe he got so fucking horny from that bee ravaging his asshole. He looked to his side and saw that same Bee in his dreams! It was Barry! But Barry was a ghost, he died after getting killed by Ken's winter boots and tried to call out to Shrek for help.
"Shhhreeeeeeekkk!! I need you to revive me!!" Barry asked to the sweating ogre before fading away. Shrek was wondering what the hell that bee was talking about. He's an ogre, not a necromancer. But as Barry fades away, he sees that behind the bee was an Ouija board.
Shrek knew what the Bee was suggesting. Shrek was eager as well after having that amazing wet dream. He knew he needed that Bee!
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Barry's Swampy Encounter
HumorShrek has an urge, and Barry gets a second chance (Sequel to Barry's Blocky Encounter and Shrek x Pringles)