Creature Passing Old Dusk

Part 1 Origin Story.......

Timmy: What is it you are thinking of signing up for?

Y/N🥺: The island getaway package sire......

T: Dont call me that..... whats your name?

Y/N: Its actually Y/N but it's such an ugly and disgusting name so I go by Pussy Pounder 69...

T: okay....

PP69/P: yeah...

T: When is your Birthday?

P: In 4 months, thanks for asking?

T: *heavily inhales* I meant the exact date...

P: Oh, it's uhh... don't judge me but... it's June 9th...

T: Okay so the 6th month and the 9th day.... 6/9.....

P: Yes sir...

T: Just a couple more questions....

*Fast Forward*

Pilot: Hope you enjoyed your flight kid. I hope you stay here forever because the last folks didn't.

P: sure thing... I didn't catch your name...

Wilbur: it's Wilbur.... you?

P: Call me Pussy Pounder 69

W: I'll call you Puss. But it looks like they need you to meet at the plaza. Bye kid.

P: I'll be seeing you...

*you leave the plane*

W: No they won't........

*Meanwhile at The Plaza*

Tom Nook: You made it! It's truly luck that anyone wanted to show up here. I'm guessing you would like the tour. Normally you'd have to build this from the ground up but the last group did it for you! Why did someone like... you, show up at a place like here?

P: Idunnoh

TN: That's the spirit! Come on Pussy! Let's get started...

TN: Behind us is the residential office. This is where Isabelle and I are located. Isabelle is quite a quite popular choice among us...

P: Among sus... who?

TN: Oh nobody silly you must be hearing my.... big fat... tanuki balls... hitting across my thigh in morse code...

P: Prolly

TN: Over there is my... hot.... sexy... intelligent... sexy.... tall.... excuse me.... his name is blathers and... he will help with any nature or terrain related questions...

P: If he's tall it would only make sense that he is intelligent....

TN: Over there is The Able Sister shop. Go there to get swag. Or at least what is left of the swag. There might only be drip left.

TN: That's just about it! Well... now that I think of it... there is someone you should know about...

P: who?

TN: Well every so often he shows up at the back of the island on his boat and he sells.

P: Sells what?

TN: Art pieces... mostly.... other things you must not know of just yet.

P: That's cool and all I guess but I just wanted to know where I can lay my head down and take a piss in the morning.

TN: Oh.... of.. course. You mean a house. The one to your right with the red roof. Don't worry about getting your belongings, Orville our airport supervisor has kindly kept what he thought was important from your collection and sold the rest!

P: Sounds legit Tomathy Nook. You have a good night.

TN: *Blushes cutely* I definitely will Pussy!

*You walk to your house and open door*

P: Bro........ There is nothing in here... Lemme check storage

P: well at least he kept my 2017 peppa pig poster signed by millie bobby brown.

P: I should probably check my mail before I hit the hay.

*In the mail there were was an envelope to open*

P: Damn... there is all the tools and a bed and a phone... but they are all tiny...... but theres a note...

Note: Just put in water!

P: It's too bad I didn't bring
your/mom on this trip... she makes a lot of liquid with me.

*you go in your house and place your items... peppa pig poster on the wall, your bed on the floor and your tools too*

P: I don't have any water but I did drink a lot on the plane.

*you whip out your 13 incher and piss all over your tiny bed and your tools*

P: It worked! I sure do love my pee pee soaked home.

*you put your tools in the pocket between your ball sack and your stumper*

P: I'm going to text Tomathy Tanuki goodnight real quick.

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Pussy Pounder 69
9:16pm

Goodnight Nookie you da GOAT 💪🐐
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Tom Nook
9:17pm

Goodnight Pookie 😳💞💋
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