big bird's pov: times are tough, I don't have a stable job and there's a shortage of money. being an alcoholic doesn't help either. fuck my life.
big bird went to the "sesame street hoes bar" to rELivE sTrEss
He drinks for a while and soon he gets drunk he sees a familiar ass and stares at it so he could recognize it
It was elmo?
big bird: "what is he and his smekc ass doing here? I thought he said he worked at a starbucks"
big bird's pov: I walk over to the hot red fur ball wearing a maid dress, I look into his eyes and he looks startled, I say to him "you sexy papi what are you doing here, you told me you worked at starbucks" he was speechless. I thought to myself "best not be too hard on him". I invited him to my table for a few drinks..
he asked "will you pay for me" I replied "BITCH YOU'RE A FUCKING STRIPPER YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ME IN AN HOUR THAN I DO IN A MONTH. WHACK ASS HOE." he paid for it quietly. I noticed him staring at my cock when I tried to stare into his eyes beautiful eyes."he's so romantic" I thought to myself.
elmo's pov: I was saving up for a really expensive dildo so I had to pick up another job, and the bar that I usually go to see big bird and his sexy cock was hiring so I thought why not i mean I'm fucking hot?
Ofcourse I had to keep it a secret from bb(big bird) because I get really horny for him and I can't get fired. on my third day I noticed someone staring at my ass so hard it burned a whole through. oh shit. It was daddy big bird! oh~ him and his sexy fiery eyes~
I see big bird walking towards me and I start to panic, "oh no I'm gonna get a boner" I thought to myself. He walked over to me and said "you sexy papi what are you doing here, you told me you worked at starbucks" My heart dropped when he called me a seggsy papi, i could feel my penis coming alive. He gave me a soft look as I stood there speechless. He invited me over for a few drinks, I couldn't help but stare at his huge juicy ginormous DICK😩😩
Will Elmo seduce bigbird and take him home? or does he have a panic attack and shit himself? Find out next on elmoxbb smut chapter 2 :D!!
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