Cat Litter

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"Meow."

Distant purring was what I heard as I helped washed her hand.

I glanced over to see the owner of the purring, and there I saw Queen staring at me from maybe a range of 3 meters away. "Well, what do you need?" My eyebrow shot up.

Queen was sitting in a cardboard box, with letters made with permanent marker which I created for him. The cat complained as he made another meowing sound.

A bit offended, I put my soapy hands on my hips. "What do you mean that's not a good litter box?" His words were not that clear, he must elaborate. I worked hard on that litter box.

He gave his reasoning, which was all a bunch of purr's. "Okay yes, I did just put you in cardboard  and considered it a litter," I admit, "but I'm saving my money, I will not afford to get something cause my ability wants it."

Queen put his legs together to make some more space in his litter box, and was pouting.

I sighed as I closed the water in the sink and grabbed her hand to dry it plus mine. When I was finished, I walked over to my Stand and knelt down to meet his eye level.

"Alright, we'll go shopping for litter boxes," I informed. He seemed to cheer up at that, as he stood up now looking down on me with a bright smile.

I followed him and got up as well, smoothening out the rumples I made from kneeling.

TIME SKIP: 20 MINUTES LATER

The cat store was near some shop for babies, and in many observations the baby ship's owner was definitely good at their job where he confuses his customers. But that's none of my concern. I'm here to get some litter box for this chaotic Stand.

As I walked through the entrance of the shop, I instantly see the litter box aisle. A score for me, I guess. At least it made my life and day easier.

I went over to the aisle, and quietly observed the litter. Without thinking, I grabbed a purple box and then heard loud hissing.

The hissing came from Queen himself, and I stared at him in confusion.

I put the box in his face, clearly noticing he doesn't like it. So, just to tease him, I waved it all in front of his eyes pretending I would buy it.

Apparently that seemed to piss off the cat when I heard a click, following an explosion near the register.

Startled and panicked, I quickly grabbed the largest one I could find, plus some cat toys. I glared at the cat as I unsummoned him, and walked towards the cashier. The employee looked freaked out, sweating and not knowing what just happened to the register.

After I paid, I hurriedly walked out not wanting to be part of the scene I just made, even though people can't see my Killer Queen.

TIME SKIP: NORTHEAST SECTION OF MORIOH, KIRA RESIDENCE

"Well, are you happy?"

"Meow."

I grinned as I saw Queen sitting in his surprisingly very small litter box, his legs cramped together. The toys I bought (which were some yarn and a plush mouse), were next to his big feet, covering thirds of the litter box.

I chuckled inside, knowing Queen probably regrets it. It's his fault that we went to buy from a cat shop but then instantly not wanting it. Wait.. we went to buy from a car shop and he doesn't want it..

My grin turned into a grimace, realizing what just happened. I have to refund!

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