Adventures of Killer Queen

Your Hand

"Meow."

"Be quiet," I was hiding in a bush near the Cafe Deux Magots, looking for another beautiful to hand to get.

Another exaggerated sound came from my Stand who was next to me. I lowered the binoculars I was holding to look at the cat. "Besides, they can't even see you. I'm assuming I'm the only one with this ability."

He responded back with another hiss, grumbling his words but still loud enough for me to hear them. "It's not my fault we're here," I roll my eyes at him, "you blew her up."

As I continued my search for hands, I heard a sound of familiar words plus a rolling noise. I looked beside me once again to see Queen playing with Sheer Heart Attack.

"Queen, put that away, it makes so much noise!" I hastily whispered, panicking that the sub-Stand would go look for someone or something with high temperatures and make a ruckus.

"We're trying to keep a low profile!" I explained to the stubborn cat, who was probably bored out of his mind for an odd reason. Why wouldn't he love girl hand hunting?

I sighed as I went back to exploring. My eyes widened and my cheeks turned red as I saw slim, smooth hands on a pretty girl drinking a cup of coffee at the cafe. Of course I would never care for the face really, because the hands could never compete.

I swatted my hand to alert the distracted Killer Queen. He quickly came to look, and I was now ranting on how beautiful the hands looked.

The owner of the hands was now getting up and I had to get those hands. I swatted Queen some more, who became slightly annoyed. "We have to go now," the last word was louder than the rest, and I grabbed one of my Stand's biceps to urge him to get up.

He groaned in response, definitely tired of my shit. But my shit was important.

I was now following the woman, who seemed to be heading towards the Buda-ga Oka Highschool. I'm assumed she was a mother. A great mother to be fair.

I walked behind her, pretending to be a normal business employee going home that was near the school. She was now near the entrance of the school which made me smile, since it was apart of my plan. Killer Queen had touched the door knob beforehand.

I looked around behind me to see if there were witnesses, and luckily there were none. I observed her carefully as she was about to touch the door knob. I smirked smugly, now summoning Killer Queen.

I gave a silent nod to the cat who was looking at me, seeing if there would be a signal to press the switch.

She had now touched the door knob, and near me I heard a faint click. I watched as her body exploded with no trace, and thankfully Queen was quick enough to receive her luscious hand.

The Stand gave me her hand, which looked so beautiful in the sunshine. I kissed her fingers one by one, a little aroused by this.

I heard a little grumble next to me, the cat's arms crossed.

I heard his faint rants under his breath, and I was a little offended.

"You sound as if you don't like doing this," I answer. Queen looked at me as if I was finally picking up his clues.

I gave the cat a playful punch on his chest, telling him he did a good job. He slightly cheered up at that, in which I smiled.

I touched the hand with such grace, also praising the nail polish. I sniffed it hesitantly, and the smell was overwhelming even for me.

"Let's go home, I have some business to do with her," I say with such arousal, as Queen gave a disgusted look.