GOLDEN SNITCHES [OLIVER WOOD]

[ 1 7 ]

2:03AM
GOLDEN SNITCHES

EVIL SPAWN:
i want to drop out of school

HOT STUFF:
it's 2am go to sleep

TWISTED MODEL:
no you don't

EVIL SPAWN:
1. no i will not
2. yes i do

HOT STUFF:
okay

so why do you want to drop out?

EVIL SPAWN:
so i don't have to see percy's face
everyday

and that really mean albino boy  i don't
remember the name

TWISTED MODEL:
what has percy ever done to you?

HOT STUFF:
are you talking about malfoy?

EVIL SPAWN:
HE IS GIVING ME DETENTION
EVERY TIME HE LOOKS AT ME

probably yes?  isn't he on the
quidditch team?

TWISTED MODEL:
fair enough, and yes he is

HOT STUFF:
i did not just forget penelope is
in slytherin

EVIL SPAWN:
wait important question

TWISTED MODEL:
i really have to sleep now

goodnight besties

EVIL SPAWN:
goodnight pen <3

HOT STUFF:
can i throw something at oliver so
he can be in this conversation

because i don't trust you

EVIL SPAWN:
why are you asking me

i'm not his mum

but yes, yes you can

HOT STUFF:
okay thank you

EVIL SPAWN:
wOoD

oLiVeR

quidditch lover

answer

wake up

HOT STUFF:
update: he is very mad at me and he
will probably murder me

EVIL SPAWN:
i would too

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
please stop calling me that

and aleksi yes i will

EVIL SPAWN:
OLIVER HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU

quidditch lover? absolutely not

HOT STUFF:
IM SORRY

MEREDITH CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU

EVIL SPAWN:
no but you can move in with fiona

HOT STUFF:
i-

wait yes

she can help me with astronomy

EVIL SPAWN:
talking about astronomy

i still have an important question

HOT STUFF:
go for it

EVIL SPAWN:
do we have astronomy tomorrow?

or today since it's after midnight

HOT STUFF:
i think so

EVIL SPAWN:
fuck-

i want to die now

anyways what happened to wood

did he fall back asleep

ALEKSI

ANSWER

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
i just read what i missed

and aleksi fell asleep, not me

EVIL SPAWN:
ah ok

throw something at him

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
do that yourself

EVIL SPAWN:
wait really?

i'm already on my way so you can't
say no now

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
i was joking but go for it i guess

EVIL SPAWN:
i forgot the password

come let me in

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
my bed is very comfortable though

EVIL SPAWN:
oliver let me in

QUIDDITCH LOVER:
okay i'm on my way

EVIL SPAWN:
thank you