My names jake I'm a country boy. People always make fun of me cause come To work with overalls. Some people say I don't have a schedule but I do I got a tough scheduled I wake up put a good dip in crack a cold one get dressed and start the day. I do exploring in the woods sit on logs check the windmill rattle for bucks fish for bass and cats shoot the gun ride the tractor. Take a nap wake up put a good dip in crack a cold one. Sleep on feed bags and concrete. By my chicken name Harry. Well that's how my days go out here in the country but when I have to go get some meat and cheese from town I don't like to see city folks there just way to clean for me. When I was digging post holes like a real country boy I seen these city folks all dressed up acted like there going to the ball. They walked up to me and asked me if I can pull there car out of the mud they sad they don't want to get dirty. I'll teach u guys how to do it but u have to give me three wishes. Jkjk lol smiley face I said. But u have to get your pretty boy nails dirty like a real country boy. So I got a chain and my tractor I pulled those city folks out besides that she thinks my tractors sexy it really turns her on she's always staring at me while chugging along.
