Well it's been lonely without my chicken Harry around no one to wake me up in the morning. But he tasted good well I finally went to go check my coyote traps. I didn't catch nothing. Well I decided to get me another chicken I named him billy joe he didn't satisfy me so I ate him. So I thought the third time would be the charm I got a pretty one this time his it was a girl her name was Loretta. She was pretty as she could be I mean pretty. ISo I decided to build her a pen filled with loly pops and rainbows so the coyotes don't get her. Cause she's to pretty for that. She just loves the country she likes eating corn of the ground and drinking water out of puddles. Well I went and checked my traps again I had two coyotes. I shot them right in the head. I took them to my house and skinned them. And feed the body's to my chicken Loretta she liked eating coyotes ever since that day. Well that's my country boy life for this season.
