*.•Within this house of Books•.* {Don x Ray}

(Apology Headcannons)

(Sorry for being slow, here is an apology list of Headcannons I didn't take that long to think about. They suck, but that's okay because sucking suckers is delicious. In no way is any of this self projection, who would do that? Not me)

-Don loves doing grand gestures for Ray.
-Ray has kissed what Don calls his boo-boos.
-Don used to think Ray didn't shower.
-Ray thinks of Don as one of the people who shower in cologne
-Don doesn't use the word "fart" he's uses "pooted"
-Ray scrubs his feet, Don doesn't.
-Don hates beetroots
-Ray loves beetroots
-Don used to sit on people's laps just to fart on them. Ray was victim once and hit him with rolled up paper.

-Emma used to eat paper
-Norman at thirteen years old didn't know how to tie his shoes
-Gilda always wears socks
-Phil has started using Dons "pooted" instead of fart.
-Norman hates nature valley bars just because Don would eat them on his bed and make a mess.
-Emma and Don would go ghost hunting and Ray would purposely scare them
-Ray gave himself led poison once
-Phil only eats "'Progresso' Hearty Chicken & Rotini"
And you should too! Go eat Progresso.
-Gilda used washed out cans as cup holders
-Don broke his arm trying to use a pogo stick
-Emma would eat with nothing but hers hands
-Norman loves cat plushies and owns many of his own
-Ray reads fantasy violence
-Phil thinks economy starts with an A