Tsumugi's Basement || NDRV3 Chatfic

miu's american mom

*skilled writing*

anyways, i'm changing some of the names for [insert reasonable reasons] (aka, my own personal convenience <3)

miu: if she breathes
kirumi: Mom
ranchtaro: PeelTheAvocado
gonta: Sweet Little Bumblebee
kaito: CuntsFromOuterSpace
maki: Gacha Backstory
himiko: Harry Potter but Lesbian
kokichi: Hellspawn
kaede: Piano Princess

got it? no? too bad.
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Hellspawn has Come Online

Hellspawn: "someone comfort me before i cry"

SHSL Roomba has Come Online

SHSL Rooma: "Awe, what happened?"

Hellspawn: "well that stupid whore miu made another joke about how my mom's probably dead 👊"

Junko's Bitch has Come Online

if she breathes has Come Online

Junko's Bitch: "Deserved 🥶"

Hellspawn: "go away, nobody loves you"

if she breathes: "i made a good point dickhead"

if she breathes: "i highly doubt anyone would ever want you as their kid"

Junko's Bitch: "Well miu, you don't have a canonically confirmed parent either"

if she breathes: "UH"

Hellspawn: "SEE? SUCK IT SLUT"

if she breathes: "NO FUCK OFF I HAVE A MOM"

Hellspawn: "YEAH, WHATS HER NAME THEN?"

if she breathes: "rosetta <3"

Junko's Bitch: "That's a stripper name"

SHSL Roomba: "Why's she white?"

Hellspawn: "miu was probably one of those orphan babies that come in boxes 🥳"

if she breathes: "hey i was adopted fuck you"

Hellspawn: "HAHA I KNEW IT, GET RECKED MOTHERFHCKER"

if she breathes: "SHUT UP SJUT UP"

Hellspawn: "fine, we xan talk about something that's actually important"

SHSL Roomba: "And that is?"

Hellspawn: "me"

SHSL Roomba: "Shoot, not again.."

Hellspawn: "silence, peasant"

Hellspawn: "SO"

Hellspawn: "why didnt we- how come we didn't celebrate my birthday? thats like, really mean yoi guys 😕"

if she breathes: "shut up we only celebrate important peoples birthdays"

Hellspawn: "no wonder everyone forgot yours"

if she breathes: "SHUT UP"

Hellspawn: "💥"

Hellspawn: "but still, i'm a fan favorite yknow"

Hellspawn: "people give me the rule 34 and everything 🤤"

Hellspawn: "*shivers* 😧"

if she breathes: "god please i dont wanna think about that again.."

Junko's Bitch: "OH PLEASE, EVEN FUCKING DORA'S TALLER THAN YOUR SHORT ASS. NO ONE ANYONE UN IRONICALLY THINKS YOU'RE HOT."

if she breathes: "ayo calm down ‼️"

Junko's Bitch: "NO GOD DAMMIY"

Junko's Bitch has Gone Offline

Hellspawn: "lol im canonixally a hot twink 💪"

SHSL Roomba: "What level of fourth wall breaking does this classify as? 😞"

if she breathes: "[AS]"

Hellspawn: "SHUT UP THIS ISNT FREE PROMOTION DUMBASS"

Hellspawn: "adult swim, wheres my money?? 😕"

if she breathes: "better be fuxkin using it to give wrecked anothwr season 🥶" (SORRY, I'M JUST STILL PISSED I NEVER GOT AN ENDING TO THAT SHOW. IT WAS SO GOOD, TOO. 😧)

Hellspawn: "anyways lets talk about how pathetix miu is again"

if she breathes: "NO AGAIN?"

Hellspawn: "yes"

Hellspawn: "haha, your mom didnt want you 😛"

if she breathes: "this is fuxked up msn"

SHSL Roomba: "Just a little. ᕠ( ᐛ )و"