"What do I do?!" I yell as loud as I can and pass out. Boy am I stupid. I wake up two hours later in a bed. With my pants off. Why do girls do that? "Hello. What is your name?" The mysterious girl says it in a sweet voice, which calms me down. "My name is Jimmy. And, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY PANTS OFF?!" I yell a little too loud, and a man wearing iron armor with a red symbol on it barges in and yells, "What is wrong Candy?!" She looks embaressed, and turns to the man. "Nothing Taco, just go and guard the gates, we don't want Herobrine coming in now do we?" Taco walks out of the room. I lay there stunned. "Why. Did. You. Take. My. Pants. OFF?!" She looks embaressed and pours a potion on me. I pass out while she gets on me.
I feel odd. I wake up naked. I scream. "WHY- WHA- AH....!" I lay there, crazy eyed. And I turn to see Candy laying next to me naked, too. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" She pours another poiton on me, and I fall asleep.
I wake up agian to see that I am clothed, and Taco is sitting next to me, along with Candy and a wolf hugging a cat. "Sorry about what happened, I just thought you were cute." I scream agian. "DID YOU HAVE-" Taco shushes me. And I turn around to see an elder sleeping. "That is Sleeping Elder." I look confused and laugh. "Is his name Sleeping Elder?" Candy darts at me with a pissed look. I run into a wall trying to escape her, but I black out.
I wake up agian to see that they have swords and bows. I look up. "Are you ready to go fight some dummies?" Candy looks at me happily. I sputter, "Yeah, sure?"
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The Minecraft Wars
HumorThe world of Minecraft is threatened by Herobrine. Again. God. Ugh...! Three heroes rise up against Herobrine: Taco, Jimmy, and Candy. In case you haven't noticed, this is going to be a parody of HEROBRINE DEFEATERS. Yeah. Even the book will appear...
