TW: weird ass relationship with a bird but the bird is actually a human so kinda like princess and the frog.
THIS IS A JOKE that is why it makes no sense because those are the types of stories i write.
Feel free to call me whatever you like and my pronouns are she/her but you can refer to me as whatever because I dont really care.
The only smut thats gonna be in this book is none because its a human and a fucking bird so get your nasty ass mind out of the gutter. (i may put smut if the bird turns into a human teehee)
This idea came to me when i didnt want to do school work and i just happened to be thinking of a bird.
One morning I was walking through the park in Antarctica and I saw a bird.
"AAHHH!" said the bird. "Omg you like totally almost ran me over with your truck." I creamed back at the bird. The bird walked out of his car to start yelling at me but then his jaw dropped.
"Oh my god, I am so sorry for almost running you over. Youre so beautiful and if I ran you over you wouldve been less beautiful." The bird said with a smirk.
I pull a tiny piece of hair out of my scalp and put it behind my ear. He is so hot I thought to myself. "T-thanks f-f-f-for not running me over hehe." I did the debby ryan while batting my eyelashes to get his attention.
"My names George. Whats yours?" George asked in a deep husky voice.
'Omg he just asked me what my name was!!!! What do I say???' "Umm, I-Im yours" 'shit why did I say that? Now he's gonna think Im weird or something.' I keep an awkward smile on my face to not show signs of nervousness.
"Yours?" "yes." "ok." 'Yes he bought it, I'm so happy! Now I just need Mr. Bird man to fall in love with me. He looks really rich so you know I gotta get that cheddar cheese.'
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Ok thats the end of the first chapter let me know what you think. Also let me know if you want this to be an xreader story or and oc because I have no clue what you guys want. Anyway dont take this story too seriously its supposed to be ridiculously ridiculous. Bye.👁💋👁
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The Story That Makes No Sense
Romanceso this is a joke story about a person and a bird. I know it probably sounds weird and that's because it is so bear with me. (rawr) Anyway like I said its just for jokes so read it to laugh I guess. Oh and I made the cover art so yah I think it's my...
