The Pistachio Fic (Trillie)

Chapter 1

        Billie Joe sat on the couch, watching television. His boyfriend and bandmate, Tre Cool, sat next to him trying to pay attention to what was happening on the screen. But unfortunaltely for Billie, Tre was failing. He kept touching Billies hair and poking his face.

        "Jesus Tre, I'm trying to watch something!" Billie said, his annoyance coming out through his voice.

        "Fine." was all Tre said. He got up and went into the kitchen. He was making a huge show out of it too. He was pushing things bags of chips and fruits off the counter, just to annoy Billie. Then he dramatically swung the cabinet door open, making more bags fall. 

        "Tre, what are you doing? You're making a giant mess!" Billie said, abandoning his spot on the couch to stop Tre from causing more bags to fall out of the cabinet.

"Sit back down, Billie. I'm just getting some pistachios." Tre said. He got the back of pistachios, and then began to pick up the fallen bags off the floor. Billie settled back into his spot on the couch, not hearing Tre slip out of the kitchen.

        Tre silently crept out of the kitchen. He was really bored, and in the mood for annoying is boyfriend. Tre slid on his Heeleys, and grabbed the pistachios. He got the spoon out of his pocket he'd secretly stolen from the kitchen, and slowly, quietly heeleyd his way into position. 

        What seemed like out of nowhere, Tre sprang from the shadows, Heelys on. Billie didn't know it was possible to Heely so fast. Well, it must have been, because Tre was doing it. He heelied into the living room, all while flinging pistachios at Billie.

        "WHOS GONNA CRACK FIRST? THE CONSUMER OR THE CONSUMED?" Tre screeched.

        Billie could not escape the wave of pistachios raining from what seemed like all directions. They were hitting him all over his body. Eventually, Tre heely'd over to Billie and pushed him to the ground, pinning him. Tre then proceeded to pour the rest of the bag on Billie's face. 

        "SUFFER AS THE NUTS HAVE! GET TO PISTACIKNOW THEM!" Tre screamed. 

        "Tre what the hell?" Billie yelled, pushing Tre off him. Billie could feel the pistachio dust in his hair, and knew it wouldn't come out for at least a couple days. "I was trying to relax and watch some television, and then you pour salted nuts on me! Thanks." Billie was trying to stay mad, but the sight of Tre giggling on a pile of pistachios in Heelys on the floor was making it hard to even be a little annoyed.

"Ya'know what Tre? If you leave me alone for the rest of the next two shows, you can be top tonight." Billie said, making Tre immediatly stop laughing. Billie never let Tre be dominant, so the fact that he even offered made Tre agree and go to their room.

        Oh, what a glorious evening Tre was planning, for himself. Billie had no idea what he just agreed to. Tre thought, a smile crossing his face.