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kaeya: ayo any1 awake ive got a problem ,,

albedo: I am. What's your problem?

jean: Albedo you're babysitting klee set a good example and go to sleep

albedo: I've been doing a new project recently, my apologies.

kaeya: ahahah its ok i am a new project

childe: its like that meme

kaeya: yea thats kinda what i was going for dumbass

childe: damn no need to be so hostile

albedo: Kaeya, do you still have an issue?

kaeya: yea
kaeya: THE PROBLEM OF UR NUTS NOT BEING ON MY FACE LMFAAOAOAO 🤣🤣

albedo: I don't seem to understand. Is there something I can help with?

childe: smh u boring asf sound like a mf robot

xiao: your bickering woke me up. this better be important.

hu tao: aint nobody called for u go back to sleep old man

xiao: bye

childe: OLD MAN GOODBYE

kaeya: childe u have no room to talk here ur literally dating a whole ass senior citizen

zhongli: I didn't appreciate that.

childe: OH DAMN HES COMING FOR U NOW

hu tao: DID U DEADASS JUST INSULT A WHOLE ARCHON
hu tao: THIS AINT VENTI TERRITORY HES GOT YOUR COORDINATES

childe: IM ASCENDIGN

venti: someone mention me?
venti: oh
venti: @kaeya ill put in a good word with u with morax if u convince diluc to give me free wine

diluc: IN YOUR MF DREAMS

kaeya: WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM HELLO

childe: LMAOOO
childe: diluc- hears his name // diluc- 👁️👁️

zhongli: I have no intention of hurting anyone.

venti: naw bc u just ruined my chances of getting a discount

diluc: U WERENT GONNA GET ONE ANYWAY

kaeya: idk i have pretty good persuasive skills

childe: oh word? give one example.

diluc: SURE OK GIVE ONE CASE YOU CONVINCED ANYONE OF ANYTHING

venti: LOL YOU EVEN GOT AJAX ON UR TAIL NOW KAEYA

kaeya: i can get people to stop pestering me about my past.

diluc: no one even that interested in u anyway ur flattering urself

kaeya: AW HELL NAW
kaeya: @albedo COME TELL THIS REDHEAD HOW YOU BANGED ME LAST NIGHT

albedo: I do not recall such a thing.

childe: ?????
childe: R U JUST STRAIGHT UP MAKING THINGS UP NOW HAHHAH

kaeya: ALBEDO NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP ON THIS

albedo: Oh.

childe: THE "OH" GOODBYE
childe: whered asparagus go

kaeya: ?? TF U TALKING ABT

childe: HOW DID ZHONGLI CORRECT TO ASPARAGUS

zhongli: I've been watching this conversation.

kaeya: who tf just watches a convo without talking

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 08, 2021 ⏰

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