kaeya: ayo any1 awake ive got a problem ,,
albedo: I am. What's your problem?
jean: Albedo you're babysitting klee set a good example and go to sleep
albedo: I've been doing a new project recently, my apologies.
kaeya: ahahah its ok i am a new project
childe: its like that meme
kaeya: yea thats kinda what i was going for dumbass
childe: damn no need to be so hostile
albedo: Kaeya, do you still have an issue?
kaeya: yea
kaeya: THE PROBLEM OF UR NUTS NOT BEING ON MY FACE LMFAAOAOAO 🤣🤣
albedo: I don't seem to understand. Is there something I can help with?
childe: smh u boring asf sound like a mf robot
xiao: your bickering woke me up. this better be important.
hu tao: aint nobody called for u go back to sleep old man
xiao: bye
childe: OLD MAN GOODBYE
kaeya: childe u have no room to talk here ur literally dating a whole ass senior citizen
zhongli: I didn't appreciate that.
childe: OH DAMN HES COMING FOR U NOW
hu tao: DID U DEADASS JUST INSULT A WHOLE ARCHON
hu tao: THIS AINT VENTI TERRITORY HES GOT YOUR COORDINATES
childe: IM ASCENDIGN
venti: someone mention me?
venti: oh
venti: @kaeya ill put in a good word with u with morax if u convince diluc to give me free wine
diluc: IN YOUR MF DREAMS
kaeya: WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM HELLO
childe: LMAOOO
childe: diluc- hears his name // diluc- 👁️👁️
zhongli: I have no intention of hurting anyone.
venti: naw bc u just ruined my chances of getting a discount
diluc: U WERENT GONNA GET ONE ANYWAY
kaeya: idk i have pretty good persuasive skills
childe: oh word? give one example.
diluc: SURE OK GIVE ONE CASE YOU CONVINCED ANYONE OF ANYTHING
venti: LOL YOU EVEN GOT AJAX ON UR TAIL NOW KAEYA
kaeya: i can get people to stop pestering me about my past.
diluc: no one even that interested in u anyway ur flattering urself
kaeya: AW HELL NAW
kaeya: @albedo COME TELL THIS REDHEAD HOW YOU BANGED ME LAST NIGHT
albedo: I do not recall such a thing.
childe: ?????
childe: R U JUST STRAIGHT UP MAKING THINGS UP NOW HAHHAH
kaeya: ALBEDO NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP ON THIS
albedo: Oh.
childe: THE "OH" GOODBYE
childe: whered asparagus go
kaeya: ?? TF U TALKING ABT
childe: HOW DID ZHONGLI CORRECT TO ASPARAGUS
zhongli: I've been watching this conversation.
kaeya: who tf just watches a convo without talking
