The Beta White Lexy Incident Enemies To Lovers Edition Fake Lexy X Carl

Bitch WTF; The first incident

So yes hi I'm some loser on the GG discord server. I do literally nothing there other than breathe and shit like that.

It was June 8th, 2021. So I'm just waiting for an RP matchmaker that I find interest in, until something pops up in screenshots. It's an image of the server list, with some dude named 'Lexaris' playing as a fucking lilac pearl. Because I am so smart I instantly knew this was a fake. I thought it was a joke in some private server or something with the display names now being out in America. And lemme tell ya' the staff started going bonkers. No wonder why we are missing a few windows in the server now. Anyway turns out this shit ain't no joke. Some big brained fool is prancing around in OUR SACRED SERVERS and saying they made the fuckin' game.

And it..

was hilarious.

Screenshots starts going CRAZY when THE REAL LEXY hops into chat and says they wanna go check it out. Everyone's going ape about wanting to get in the server, cause oh boy the drama has started. While Lexy is busy battling fake Lexy to the death, I'm hunting down that server. I get in and OHHHH BOY, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

'[Player][Lexaris]: I am lexy air'

People in the server are going ape, laughing as the fake Lexy tries to (badly) steal the real Lexy's identity while they are legit standing right in front of them. Turning out another dev, the one that smells like crab cakes, was there too.

'[Player][Lexaris]: But am lexy'

Bitch I got my popcorn at the ready. There was so many admins there, and shit was going down.

'[Player][Lexaris]: I own this game'

Seriously, just give up dude. Two devs and like 20 admins and mods got you fucking surrounded. And Lexy and senior crab cakes are playing it all cool. But apparently this is fucking AMOGUS now cause this bitch starts calling Lexy an imposter when they are clearly the one who do be lookin' sus. So Lexy, like the badass they are, asks what the next update is.

'[Player][Lexaris]: um it's green &'

'[Player][Lexaris]: 8'

Like bitch wtf is that? Colony 8 or whatever that I heard about? Also boi why'd you not type 8 the first time?? Then Krab starts asking the important questions, like Apex ranks and other shit I don't understand cause I don't play the game. The chat was going absolutely crazy. Some dude was even asking Lexy for skin.

'[Player][Lexaris]: Yes is'

'[Player][Lexaris]: We work on game 24/7'

'[Moderator][SideCharacterA]: wow your mental health must be ruined'

Now that was fucking funny. And I was STILL trying to find the location all these dude were at. Now finally people are starting to get tired of this stinky sally's bullcrap. Everyone starts asking to see their dev tag. And this ABSALOUTE FUCKING MADMAN, this LIVING LEGEND, says the best possible thing;

'[Player][Lexaris]: She hacked that'

'[Player][Lexaris]: You removed my admin hacker'

What a BIG BRAIN MOVE THERE. EVERYONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT! Spoiler alert, nobody bought it. FINALLY I get to the scene, and you know what happens? They get banned right as I get there. All that time, wasted. But at least I got a LOT of screenshots.

Oh, but don't think it ends there. Everyone leaves the game, and the second I close roblox, game questions starts getting SPAMMED.

'Krab cake why am I banned i own the game you got it wrong the other Lexi is a exploit and hacker'

They're just fucking SPAMMING that shit. Like, a LOT. It's a surprise Carl didn't auto ban them or whatever and focuses on banning random people who to absolutely nothing. Krab clears it up, and we all thought it was over with...