The Old Friend (RWBY x Male Reader)

Chapter 1

(Y/n's) POV

Here I sat on my front porch, drinking my whiskey and having a great evening, as usual. However something is different, and that is the fact Qrow Branwen, my best friend, stands in front of me. 

(Y/n): So old man, how's it goin'? Found a lover yet?

Qrow: Oh haha very funny, and you can't talk as you're older than me. Anyways, I'm good.

(Y/n): Hmmmm that's good. So, what brings you out in the middle of nowhere? 

Qrow: What? Can I not stop by and say 'hello' to my good friend? I'm hurt. *fake sad face*

(Y/n): Cut the bullshit Qrow, what's the real reason you came here?

Qrow: How did you-? Ah nevermind. *sighs* listen man, Ozpin needs you to come back.

(Y/n): I do hope you guys know that I'm retired, meaning I don't do missions anymore.

Qrow: We do know, but this is really important, and we need all the help we can get.

(Y/n): *sigh* Listen, as much as would love to say yes, I won't. You guys have been fine for the past decade I've been retired, you can survive without me for this. Now if you excuse me, *stands up* I believe I must go.

Qrow: Listen man just come with me and Ozpin can explain what's going o-

(Y/n): No Qrow. You listen to me. I'm done with that life, now go find someone else to help. Preferably someone that's not retired and can actually help. *walks towards front door*

Qrow: DAMMIT (Y/N) SALEM IS BACK!

(Y/n): *stops walking* ...what? 

Qrow: That's why we need you! You're the only one that has been able to land a shot on her, please, just come with me and help us, just this once.

(Y/n): *sigh* So that's it then? ...Alright, give me a few hours.

Qrow: So you're coming back?!?

(Y/n): That is what I implied, unless you want a formal response of "Yes I'm coming back to fucking Beacon."

Qrow: That would've worked too...Though I prefer the first response.

(Y/n): That's what I thought.

Qrow: You know you're a real piece of work?

(Y/n): Oh I very much know, in fact I just chose to do it cause I know it annoys the shit out of you. *grins*

Qrow: Oh you asshole, anyways, when are you coming?

(Y/n): Give me a few hours, You can go on and head back and I'll meet you there.

Qrow: Alright...You gonna do a dramatic entrance?

(Y/n): *smirks* Oh Qrow, you know me so well.

(Time skip a few hours to Beacon)

No one's POV

Team STR and RWBY stand in Ozpin's office as they wait for Qrow to get back. Though, not everyone has patience...

Ruby: Ozpin, when is Uncle Qrow gonna get back?

Ozpin: For the 20th time Ruby, I. Don't. Know.

Ruby: Ok!

Tai: Oz, you sure it was a good idea to send Qrow alone?

Ozpin: Yes, I believe he can bring our dear friend back.

Raven: But you could've at least sent one of us with him..right?