A drunken mess

Unwelcome news

Makoto awoke to a pounding sore head. The night before was his 18th birthday, and his classmates organised a small party, and someone managed to smuggle booze to the event.

"Aww, man," Makoto groaned. "Who did I let pressure me into drinking alcohol? I'm never drinking again."

Makoto froze as he felt something move in his bed. It was another person. He didn't know who it was, he lifted the bedsheets to see a lavender haired girl's head sleeping on his chest, and they were both naked.

"Kirigiri?" Makoto said, alarmed.

"Be quiet," Kyoko mumbled. "I'm trying to sleep here."

"Kyoko, you're sleeping on my chest, and we are both naked."

Kyoko was who was half asleep, got the biggest wake-up call. Her eyes widened, and she noticed that Makoto was indeed telling the truth.

"Naegi, why are we naked?" Kyoko asked, not moving.

"How am I meant to know?" Makoto said nervously. "All I remember from last night was me getting wasted because it was my birthday."

"I do remember that part as well. I was pressured into drinking as well by Hina and Maizono."

"Kirigiri, do you think we had sex?" Makoto asked.

"Given how we are both naked and lying in bed together, I think the chances of us having sex are high."

Makoto let out an annoyed groan. "Kirigiri, I'm sorry."

"What for?" Kyoko asked.

"For being your first and can't remember a bloody thing," Makoto put his hand on his forehead in disgust, then his eyes widened." Wait!"

"What is it?"

"I remember us leaving the party early, and we... We ended up kissing, and we dashed to my dorm room."

"So we did end up having sex, by the sounds of it anyway," Kyoko replied as she didn't move still. The soon to be detective was racked up with shame of being Makoto's first and not remembering any of it. "This must be kept between us."

"Yes, I understand," Makoto sighed. "If the others found out, I would be the laughing stock of the class."

"You sure about that? I think me getting asked how big your equipment is would be more of an embarrassment."

"Just say I'm massive," Makoto replied.

Kyoko moved her head to look at Makoto's package. "Hmm, you don't look massive to me."

"Kirigiri!" Makoto said, embarrassed.

Kyoko let out a small chuckle as she began to move and poked her head out of the covers. "Can I use your shower?"

"Yeah, sure," Makoto replied. "Take as long as you need."

"Thank you," Kyoko said. She got out of bed, not caring that she was naked.

"Kirigiri!" Makoto said, covering his eyes with his hands.

"What?" Kyoko said, looking at him. "You've seen me naked. I don't see why you're getting embarrassed. Don't stare at my ass for too long," she teased him.

Kyoko began to pick up her clothes and walked into the bathroom.

Makoto took his hands away from his eyes. "Idiot, well done, Makoto. I make love to the woman I have a crush on, and I don't remember a single second of it."

Two weeks later

Kyoko was in class watching the teacher draw on the whiteboard. Thankfully for her, nobody in her class asked about her and Makoto's disappearance from the latter's birthday gig.