Hats off to Lee and Jenny

Gone

So after yesterday and the thing with jenny i was pretty happy when getting up this morning and i couldn't wait to get to school , so i go there very early.when i walked in i seen jenny talking to out principal and some other people, as i was walking over to jenny she noticed i was coming over and she immediatly gave me a "fuk of" look so instead i went over to my bff séan and we shout and shove the brush up each others asses for a while. *not literally* so as usual my class teacher , emily walks in says a bunch of random shit and then tells us to get to class. we had science first , then maths. in science i gave everyone their daily dose of lee lecturing and then i went to maths. if you havn't noticed by now , i like maths , i was very exicted to see jenny today! but when i walked in all i seen was some random sub teacher. i walked in , sat beside lorank and waited for the class to settle down. i walked over to suit guy and asked him why jenny wasn't here. he said that it was none of my buissness and for me to sit down , i asked him again and he said that she just wasn't here . then i said "jeez whats wrong with you! , just answer my question its not  science , bitch . he looked at me shocked at what i just said. he told me to follow him . he brought me out into the hallway and he gave out to me  , i glanced behind him and i seen jenny being brought away by more men in suits and my principal , tom. i immediatly shouted and ran for jenny , but he grabbed my arm before i could escape.  He shouted at me and told me to sit down. I was so confused but determined to find jenny i put on my hat and whipped out my long juicy hard thick jaffa cake and i threw it at him and i darted out. I ran down to where i last seen jenny, beside the back entrance.  i couldn't see jenny so i ran out the door.  I seen the suited men getting into a car and i assumed jenny was in there

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this has been sitting in my drafts for like 5 months or some shit i tought i might as well release it

its not finished

i might continu

i  cant remember most of the jokes in this lol 

-paddy