The Date

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Ellen:

Last Wednesday, Shane and Ed, went on a date for the very first time. which was very exciting for Shane. Since his last relationship sucked. and he needed a fresh new start. Shane new phone, and new clothes, because he needs a new start, at age 31😐.

Anyway. Ed and Shane met each other on a dating app. As most people met. They talked for 2 months, and decided to meet up. they went to this famous restaurant! it looked very luxurious, and expensive.

Ed told Shane that he'd pay for himself and shane. since he's such a gentleman. very much kind. Anyway, let's get on with the POVS.

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                           Lil Nas POV:                      

Ugh. this is stupid. Why did I pick this job? out of all of the jobs, I pick this one. the people here are so bitchy. it's annoying.

I continue to serve orders, giving everyone fake smiles. but I mean. this job does pay well. at least I'm able to pay bills, but that doesn't matter. OKAY it does but me liking my job matters too. I should have listened to Kayne, and worked with him. we're good friends, so I don't know why I said no. stupid me. whatever.

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                           Ellen:                      

As Montero (Montero is lil nas x's irl name) got finished with some tables he goes to the door and greets Shane and Ed, taking them to their table.

Then Montero gives them their menu, and sighs walking away.
    
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                    Shane Dawson POV:                      

oh my god..! I'm on a date. it's been 1 year since I've been on one.. this is kinda nerve wrecking, I haven't gone out.. just only to get food... since I'm canceled, I can't go out without getting called out. it's kinda annoying. but it's whatever. I just hope Ed doesn't get cancelled because of me..

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                       Ed Sheeran POV:                      

wow. shane is fucking gorgeous.. i love his eyes, they sparkle so beautifully. i love the little pimple on his forehead that looks like a gemstone or a volcano that will burst any minute. i feel my dick getting hard at the thought of popping the pimple for shane. his body is shaped so nicely... fuck

Anyway, I should start a conversation. "so um, Shane, what do you wanna eat?"  "oh. I'll just get whatever you get, there's a lot to choose from.. I can't pick." Shane replied. I see the waiter walk over to our table asking what we want for our appetizer, I said cheese sticks because I love cheeessseee dadom. the waiter nodded and walked away.

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                                Ellen:                      

After  the date they decide to go to Shane's house, as they missed at the doorway, Ed gagging at the fact that Shane hasn't brushed his teeth I years, and his breath smells and tastes disgusting. but they kept going, Ed pulled Shanes pants down and-

             TO BE CONTINUE!!!!!

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