Dream.

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Characters: Ed Sheeran, Shane Dawson, Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek from forever after)


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Ellen:

As Shane and Ed were making out, Shane pushed Ed away. "We can't do this.." Shane told Ed, "what? Why? What's wrong? Did I do something?" Ed rapidly asked Shane. "No.. I didn't mention this to anyone, or you..!" Shane said turning away from Ed not wanting to look at him while saying this, "I.. I.. I'm actually in a side relationship..! I'm sorry, I didn't tell you!"

Ed Sheeran POV:

Oh no.. whats happening..? Me and Shane we're just making out.. I asked him what's wrong and if I
Did something wrong. But Shane is telling me that I didn't? I don't understand.. what is this side relationship he's talking about? He turns around , his back facing me. I'm not mad, or maybe I am. But I'm not sad , mad, I'm heartbroken. I really thought our first date was gonna lead us somewhere. I see them swallowing his saliva, I can tell because I see his head move up then back to where it was, and I also heard a loud gulp coming from him. "Are you joking for something? If so it's not fucking funny Shane." I ask him harshly an demanding. "I'm not , I'm sorry.. I think I should just g-" be for he finishes his sentence interrupt him, "no, tell me who this person is, And tell me now." I ask him once again in a demanding voice.

Shane POV:

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! I can't believe I forget about my side relationship with 'him'. I trunk around not want to look at Ed as I say this.. I take a big gulp and not being able to form any kind of words, I try and take my leave. He sounds mad ... I'm already nervous, embarrassed, and uncomfortable with this situation. "no, tell me who this person is, And tell me now." Ed asked in a mad angry voice, it's almost scary.. in a small, shaky voice I tell him who this person is, ".. it's Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek from forever after).. I'm sorry again, I'll be leaving now.." I pull up my pants and fix my shirt puttibg on my jacket. I walked to the door looking at the door knob putting my hand on it looking at Ed one more time before turning the knob to leave, he looks.. I don't know, heartbroken? Sad, mad?? Ugh, I don't know the words.. I turn the door knob opening the door, I can make out a small black figure, walking towards me, as I see it more clearer I gasp closing the door behind me. Fuck its Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek from forever after) ! "Rumpelstiltskin, what the FUCK are you doing here??" I ask Rumpelstiltskin in a loud whisper, "no! What are you doing here! Are you cheating on me?!!!" He asked loudly, I cover his mouth "what?! No! Never.. I was just visiting a friend! Yeah,, a friend.." I say looking down ,he slaps my hand away, tightly gripping my other arm dragging me to his carriage, god I hate riding in this thing.

Ed Sheeran POV:

He's seriously going out with Rumpelstiltskin? My ex bestie? Is he for real? I can't believe I kissed him ."- I'm sorry again, I'll be leaving now.." Shane says as he leaves, I look out the window and see Rumpelstiltskin. Why is he HERE?? I don't wanna listen or look anymore. I walk to my door locking it. I go the the bathroom washing my face with water, looking myself in the mirror. Fighting the urge to punch the mirror, I turn off the light leaving the bathroom closing the door behind me and going to my bedroom, jumping on my bed turning on Netflix, falling asleep.

‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ Time skip ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙

Ellen:

Time skip 9months where Ed Sheeran moved on with his life and will probably not be in this Wattpad for a very long time, and where Shane and Rumpelstiltskin are having a baby. I'm guessing you're wondering who's the one pregnant... Well, Rumpelstiltskin is the one that got impregnated . Rumpelstiltskin water broke on August 12.

 Rumpelstiltskin water broke on August 12

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Awe... He's so fucking ugly! He looks like Shane Dawson and Rumpelstiltskin. Ugly as fuck. Haha just like all happy story's. This doesn't end that way. Rumpelstiltskin named this atrocity called a baby: Clay/dream. Years pasted and Dream is now 23 he was a Minecraft YouTuber with a cancerous fandom a fandom that needs to DIE. This is him now:

 This is him now:

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 11, 2022 ⏰

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