Dear Diary... so pretty much, me and the girlz decided to go to mexico. because we're rich. yes ma'am we are so excited for our vacay. we arrived in mexico on a sunday morning. we hopped off the plane. kendall fell down the plane stairs while she was getting off. but that's okay. we arrived at our hotel. it was disgusting. i almost puked of kendall. this was the hotel.....
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it's so nasty, honestly we deserve better but i guess i'll just have to deal with it.
we decided to go to the beach. because we're rich. there were annoying little children there. WE HATE CHILDREN. we walked over to one of the little infants. we picked it up by the leg and chucked it into the crashing waves. shortly after the police arrived. we ran.
we then decided to get on a tour bus, and take the tour. we didn't pay. because we're rich. the tour bus left for the rain forrest. i HATE the forrest. and rain.
when we got to the forrest, everyone got off the bus. the tour guide who's name was simon, told us to watch where we're going. we might get lost he said. but we don't listen. because we're rich. we started the hike with the other tourists (peasants). kendalls legs were tired so we stopped for a break. everyone left us because they are RUDE. when kendall was ready we started walking. unfortunately we must have taken a wrong turn. all of a sudden it started snowing. also it because -40 degrees fahrenheit. i took out my ultra hd 4k cell phone and opened google maps. it turns out we were in soviet russia.
