The formatting is a little different, all the vines will be separated by ~ and it will probably be less funny than the actual vines but eh-
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Harley: This is how I enter my house. *kicks up door* SUP FUCKERS!
Tony: Why do you have my phone!?
Harley: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY >:P
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Sam: *pointing camera at Steve & Bucky* Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay~
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Sam: *pulling blanket off Bucky* WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!
Bucky: Ughghg
Steve: The fuck, man?
Sam: O_O OHOHOHOHOHO-
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Steve & Tony: *beating the shit out of each other*
Peter: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Steve: Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus. KuMBAYA MY LORD-
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Peter P, Harley, Nebula @ Tony: You are my dad. You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!
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Bucky: Hey, do you think you could push the elevator button for me?
Sam: No, Kevin. Fucking weirdo.
*water bottle hits Bucky because he has no fucking arms lol*
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Natasha: You are ugly, I am not. I'm the princess, you're the thot. *snaps*
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Steve: I am nuts about these nuts! But I'm also nuts about my close good friends. *Sam, Bucky, Wanda, Clint, and Scott appear* My close good friends!
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Loki: You being annoying? Try "Out Of My Life". Works great on siblings, and teachers! Get... OUT OF MY LIFE :) now
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Sam: Hey, loser! Say "kid" backwards.
Bucky: Dick?
Sam: HAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA that's gay
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Scott: Aye, you know this boy's got his free taco- *fucking drops it*
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Bucky: How people in the hood shoot. *whips and nae nae's equipped with GUN*
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Thor: So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Arkansas? AMERICA, EXPLAIN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARKANSAS-
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Rhodey: Sir, there's a dead body here.
Ma'am, what is he wearing?
Rhodey: Uh, a hat and pink pants.
Tony: Hey, gimme that. My pants are salmon-
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