Slenderman:
You knew him well enough to know that he spoke German so you’d often come to him for help in your German language class but when you were placed in a French class this year you were extremely confused. You were currently trying to work on your French homework when you got confused and Slenderman slender walked into the room in time to see you throw your notebook across the room. He went over picking it up and bringing it back to you
“Hello (y/n) having trouble with the German language again?”
“Not German…French”
“Well I don’t know French as well as German but I can try”
“Ok well we have to write a short story in French I’m trying to write it about you but I don’t know how to say any of your catch phrases in French”
“Hm... well let’s see how about my catch phrase always watches no eyes shall we?”
“ok you try first”
“uh….um… regarde toujours pas les yeux?”
You burst out laughing you knew enough French to know that he said not always look eye
“Slendy you just said not always look eye”
“ugh French is hard”
Ben:
You were sitting at your desk trying to do your Spanish project when Ben walked in to see you looking frustrated he leaned in front of you so that you could not see your paper
“whatcha doin?”
“Spanish Ben…”
“oh ok what are you writing?”
“a story about a girl who eventually fought back after being bullied for years”
“ooh I know you should have her say que debería haber hecho que”
“did you mean No deberías haber hecho eso?”
“I guess why what did I say?”
“You said I should have done that”
“oh….oops?”
You laughed and went back to your work.
Masky:
You had gotten assigned to a German class you knew German Farley well so the class was easy. Masky seemed excited when he found out you knew German
“hey (y/n) Ich liebe Käsekuchen”
You giggled and went back to work
“hey I said I love you aren’t you gonna say it back?”
“I love you too but you do know you said I love cheesecake right?”
“I did? Oh well I shared two facts then”
“oh and just for the record to say I love you in german is ich liebe dich”
Sexual offender man:
He was trying to teach you to speak French and you asked him how to say I want to sleep!
“baise-moi maintenant!”
You were tired by this point and were just parroting him and he knew it
“baise-moi maintenant!”
He suddenly pinned you to the sofa that you were sitting on
“Wh-wha?”
“What? I thought this is what you wanted”
You were a lot more alert now
“Wait what does baise-moi maintenant! Mean?”
He grinned his signature grin getting off of you
“It means fuck me now! In the future look up how to say something”
He walked away and you flushed bright red as you followed him into the kitchen muttering
“Chapeau d'âne!!!” (ass hat)
“what does that mean?”
“look it up”
Eyeless jack:
You had just learned how to speak Russian and jack wanting to impress you claimed he did to even though it confused the hell out of him. He was being quiet one day so you decided to strike up a conversation in Russian
“Почему вам нравится так много почек?” (why do you like kidneys so much?)
“umm……..I like movies to?”
“фильмы? как вы попали фильмы из почек?” (movies? How did you get movies out of kidneys?)
This time he just sat there blankly
“You don’t really speak Russian do you?”
He shook his head you spent the next hour teaching him simple sentences
“Ты мне нравишься” (I like you)
“I know you like me Jack but weren’t you supposed to be saying that you like kidneys?”
“aw screw this Russian is too difficult for me”
Splendor man
You were off to the side watching trendy try to teach him how to speak Italian you couldn’t help but laugh as poor Splendy had his outfit critiqued in Italian (which he was repeating) unknowingly
“pois davvero?” (polka dots really?)
“cappelli e superiore sono così l'anno scorso” (and top hats are so last year)
Poor Splendy looked so confused and you were starting to get a little aggravated with trendy
“smettere di insultare lui e insegnargli per l'amor di Dio!” (Stop insulting him and teach him for god’s sake!)
Trendy blushed realizing that you spoke Italian and had understood everything that he had said by the end of the night Splendy was at least able to say balloon in Italian which you figured was progress you sighed and hugged him
Jeff:
You were trying to teach him Norwegian but it wasn’t going so well as a matter of fact he was actually doing so bad it was funny. After about an hour and several holes in your wall from him throwing his knife at the wall in frustration he was doing well. Well enough that he wanted to try saying go to sleep in Norwegian
“gå til potet” (go to potato)
You tried your hardest to restrain your laughter but after a few seconds you burst into laughter
“What?! What’s so funny?!”
“You! You said potato instead of sleep!!!”
“I did? Fuck this Norwegian is too difficult”
