While y/n was flying towards Felix he decided to drink
Well......
Y/n was drinking like his life depended on it
10 cans down and he was drunk then he blacked out
He woke up floating above destroyed UA and holding endeavor which arm is missing and so as his leg
Y/n(drunk):h-how did I- *HIC*
GeT HErEY/n had threw endeavor down to destroyed UA
midnight was waking up after being blasted by the villain they were Injuryed a little bit but thanks to their quirk healing them they could last another day...probably
Midnight saw endeavor falling from the sky
She used her quirk to create a soft landing for endeavor and boosted herself towards y/n
Midnight released a lot of her quirk trying to knock y/n out but nothing happened
Y/n had another Can of bear and kept drinking
Y/n did knee midnight in the ribs and steal her quirk
Y/n(drunk):what does *hic* do?? *he falls asleep slowly descending to the ground and standing up while sleeping*
Aizawa,endeavor and midnight took action as the sleepy teacher wrapped his scarf around
Y/n and deactivated his quirkEndeavor used hellflames to injury y/n but....
Y/n had grabbed endeavors neck and stabbed him with a drill
Y/n:=)
Y/n used his ability blood harden to create spikes and impale endeavor in the leg
Y/n had blew endeavors body up
Y/n fell back asleep with the beer can in hand
Snipe had shot y/n in the head but the bullet was broken apart
Snipe:shit!
All might finally came in and punched y/n in the face but nothing happened
Y/n had sent fast projectiles at all night but he dodged and landed a uppercut on y/n sending him flying into the air
Y/n had drool coming out of his mouth while still sleeping but he summoned a skeleton head which smashed into all might putting him in the dirt
Aizawa trying to get rid of y/n quirk but nothing happened
Midnight had pushed her second quirk to the limit and created a shield with it and rushed at y/n with barrage of punches which did shit
Y/n:you know....how did you get to be a pro hero if your quirk is to just knock someone out...
Y/n had a scythe and stabbed midnight in the gut
Midnight had coughed up blood
Y/n:what if they didn't have a nose..?
Y/n coated his fist in aura and punched midnight causing her soul to be pushed out of her body as she went limp
Aizawa,Mina and todoroki saw this in shock
Todoroki in a furious rage used his fire side to strike at y/n but he dodged and was gonna steal his quirk but Mina used her acid to make him back away
Y/n:oh your Injuryed....good.....
Y/n kicked Mina in her side
Mina used her dancing and acid to create a attack but y/n took it
Y/n:oh yeah I forgot to murder you lol silly me
Y/n lifted Mina into the air and twisted and broke her body in many ways before making her explode
Y/n:I love doing that
Snipe had threw a grenade at y/n but he used momo as a human shield
*BOOM*
Momo had created her shield just in time
All might:SNIPE YOU CANT BLINDLY THROW THOSE BOMBS AROUND THEY COULD KILL THE STUDENTS!
Snipe:oh whatever!
Snipe dashed at y/n but head went flying
Y/n:fantastic!
Tokoyami,todoroki and surprisingly Lida were all heading towards y/n at once unleashing deadly attacks on y/n
Y/n had yawned each time they "landed" an attack on him
Y/n had summoned a mini hydra which bit and threw them towards momo
*BOOM*
Momo needed to heal up after being stabbed by a pole and nearly blown up by one of the pros she needed to rest
Y/n:weaklings...
???:not if i have anything to say about it
Y/n:finally a fucking challenge(Oop-)
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Fanfiction(!warning:auto correct do be messing up my grammar and things will be a little different in this universe anyway) A boy named y/n l/n who is 1,000,000,000 years old but looks like a child due to having powers he looks like a fucking child When he i...