Ashley is walking down the road being a dumb stupid bitch/chav. A little boy around six years old accidentally bumps into her. This is Ashley's reaction:
"Hey, ya lil' wanker! Come 'ere!"
The little boy slowly approaches Ashley
"I'm gonna beat you and yeet you till your eyes drop out ya lil' Billy no-mates!"
Ashley proceeds to scream insults at the little boy.
"PIllock! Minger! Twat! Muppet! Fanny licker!"
She then proceeds to beat the child and gouge out its eyes. She then draws a long knife from her bag and stabs the boy in the skull, leg and balls.
"There! That'll teach ya!!" And she strutted away.
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The Very Boring And Shit Story Of A Dumb Stupid Bitch
HumorIt's about the everyday life of a very dumb stupid bitch called Ashley.
