Ashley is walking down the corridor in her school holding her bag. A teacher walks past and accidentally walks into her. This is Ashley's reaction:
"OMG!!!!!!YOU FUCKING DUMB STUPID BITCH!!!! YOU NEED TO GO TO FUCKING SPECSAVERS YA LITTLE FANNY LICKER!!!!"
"Ummm, excuse me??? That is no way to speak to a teacher! How dare you!!"
"Well what the fuck am I supposed to do??? Am I meant to say oOooH It'S FiNE HoW YoU wAlKeD InTo Me anD EmBARassEd me cuz that's just stupid innit???"
"Ok! I've had enough! GO to the headteacher's office now!"
"Am i bothered??"
"You should be"
"Naah but srsly bish, am I bothered????"
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The Very Boring And Shit Story Of A Dumb Stupid Bitch
HumorIt's about the everyday life of a very dumb stupid bitch called Ashley.
