❝First yeɑrs❞ | Haikyuu fanfic/chatfic

01

Hinata has added four people in the groupchat.

Kageyama: what's this for man 😑

Hinata: i can't add my friends into a groupchat? Well damn

Tsukkishima: were friends? 🤨

Yachi: I thought we were just there for each other- didn't know we all had a friendship?

Yamaguchi: 👁️👄👁️ wait I thought we just were all teammates

Hinata: :( wow how could you guys

Kageyama: were just stating facts the only friends here are yamaguchi and tsukkishima mostly

Yachi: yup we just all interact- wait you guys wanted to be my friends?

Hinata: yes

Tsukkishima: meh

Yamaguchi: sure

Kageyama: I guess

Yachi: YAY NEW FRIENDS

Tsukkishima went offline

Hinata: well- he just up and left

Yachi: sadness

Yamaguchi: he just does that 🙄 just keep tagging him and he'll come online

Kageyama: 👁️👄👁️ wait we can tag him as many times as we want??

Yamaguchi: 👁️👄👁️ who's stopping you?

Yachi: 👁️👄👁️ oh wow, oh wow

Hinata: 👁️👄👁️ @Tsukkishima

Yachi: @Tsukkishima

Yamaguchi: @Tsukkishima

Kageyama: @Tsukkishima

Yamaguchi: spam call him

Kageyama: yamaguchi your amazing but why are giving so evil ideas >:)

Yamaguchi: because he called my damn fries gross since there soggy

Hinata: wait you eat soggy fries?

Yamaguchi: 🗿 this ain't about me

Yachi: sus

After a million spam calls on Tsukkishima.

Tsukkishima is online

Tsukkishima: what the hell

Kageyama: you finally came :)))))

Hinata: that looks and sounds wrong out content

Yachi: it actually does- my virgin eyes

Yamaguchi: sounds like coming out a tsukkikage fic

Kageyama: I DIDNT MEAN IN THAT WAY

Tsukkishima: I feel uncomfortable and my day is ruined

Meanwhile in the fanon universe

Hinata: what's a tsukkikage fic? What did the text kage made sounds dirty? Why are you cussing

Tsukkishima: 👁️👄👁️

Yamaguchi: 👁️👄👁️

Yachi: 👁️👄👁️

Kageyama: 👁️👄👁️

The good side of the haikyuu fandom: 👁️👄👁️

Canon haikyuu: 👁️👄👁️

Bad side of haikyuu fandom: 👁️👅👁️