steve x captain [ VARIETY ONESHOTS ]

steve's birthday present (smut)

[ ahaha birthday seggs ]

[ and in the picture that pink/red thing in the middle is the birthday cake with his face on it LMAO ]

today wasn't any ordinary day in the military, it was steve's birthday. the army decided to celebrate it at frank's, drinking n shit.

but guess what? captain fucking forgot. so, he had a little surprise for him at night.

everyone was drinking beer at frank's, or playing random games. anyways lets bring the pov back to the military base 🏃‍♂️

captain was in his office, doing random paperwork n shit, when suddenly he heard a knock on the door.

"come in," he said. lieutenant walked in. "hey, what brings you here?"

"hey captain, everyone left to frank's and uh, didn't know if you were going. just letting you know"

"what's the occasion?"

"it's uh, steve's birthday, sir."

"it's steve's WHAT?" captain suddenly exclaimed, lieutenant getting kind of scared.

"b-birthday.." he quietly said.

"i heard you, goddammit. fuck, i forgot."

lieutenant mumbled, "last time you forgot, apparently you didn't fucking care."

"what was that, lieutenant?"

"huh? nothing, sir." he said, sweating.

captain stared at him. "better have been." captain put his hands on his face, stressed out about how he forgot, seeing how he made steve feel bad last time, broke his heart. he wouldn't let it happen again.

"i suppose i can take care of all this work tomorrow.." he said, also looking at the time. it was 7:45 pm.

it was quite late, so the two men rushed to get to frank's.

once they got there, steve just stared at captain, then waved at him to go sit next to him. it was now about 8 pm.

"uh- hey steve! happy birthday." captain said as he walked over.

steve was obviously confused about this, because as captain said last time...

F L A S H B A C K

captain and steve were running away from the thugmens [ y'know, the football dudes ] in the tank.

"hey, woah, you alright there buddy? because, y'know, i-" captain said, getting interrupted by steve.

"huh? well yeah, you kind of forgot my birthday again, so my panties are in a bunch."

"haha! oh well, i didn't forget, i just don't care." captain responded, smirking.

steve stared at captain, glaring at him. "you black and white son of a gun."

flashback over

steve snapped back to reality, and responded. "oh hey! thanks, cap!"

captain then playfully smirked. "y'know, i have a little surprise for ya, but it's gonna be at nighttime."

steve then looked confused, but blushed a bit, not knowing what it was. then, he smiled. "oh boy, i can't wait! but hey, why at nighttime?-"

"it'll be better, trust me."

"whatever you say, cap.."

then they ordered beer and started drinking.

as it started to get late, many people were heading back to the base, and steve and captain were sober. so, they left, too.

as they drove away in the tank, there was a peaceful, comfortable silence. they pulled up to the base, and parked. it was now 11:58 pm, considering they stayed at frank's for quite some time, and drank a lot.

"now, follow me." captain said. steve followed behind him in no time. then, suddenly, they went to captain's room."

"h-huh? what are we doing here?" steve said, as captain locked the door. captain had a smirk on his face, full of lust as he got closer to steve, steve's face heating up, as he walked backwards. but, the bed stopped him from walking any further.

[ smut starts here ]

captain then pinned him to the bed.

suddenly, captain spoke up.

"hey, steve? remember last year how i didn't care?"

"y-yeah... what is it now?"

"i- i'm sorry."

"wait, what?" steve was confused.

"i hope this makes it up for you, plus, this is also your birthday present for today." they both blushed, but steve was like a tomato.

then, captain took off his helmet. so did steve. they looked into each other's eyes, and kissed.

captain pulled steve's hair lightly, as steve put his arms around captain's neck. since people need oxygen, they pulled away.

captain chuckled, and smirked.

"i hope you're ready for tonight."

steve was really flustered, and deep in thought about what would happen. as steve zoned out, captain turned steve around (they're laying on the bed lol) and took off his pants. he took off his own too, and lined up against his hole. steve was quite nervous, and captain saw this.

"hey, you seem nervous, do you want to do this?"

"y-yeah.."

"alright then." he leaned forward, and kissed steve, assuring him that everything would be alright.

so, in order to prep steve to get ready, he inserted a finger into him. then two, then 3. haha, we all know where this is going. steve moaned covering his mouth.

"c'mon, let it out" captain said, chuckling.

after a bit, captain stopped, lining up his dick against steve.

"you ready?" captain said, making sure steve was alright.

"y-yeah.."

then, captain thrusted into him.

steve starting moaning, and captain started getting carried away. he pressed steve's head into the pillows, steve hoping that would muffle his moans a bit.

[ i present to you, sniper ]

it was 1:00 am. sniper was walking to his room, cigarette in hand. he blew out a puff of smoke. suddenly, he heard moans.

"..what the fuck?-"

he kept walking forward, stopping at captain's room, the moans louder.

"holy shit, are they fucking in there? no fucking way." he put an ear to the door [ how did he do that he literally has a helmet on hes magical woah ]

he heard the moans coming from there, and was quite surprised, to say the least.

all of a sudden, steve moaned out:

"c-captain, go faster-" [ please kill me ]

sniper immediately ran to his room, hoping to unhear everything that happened.

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then, they went on until 2 am. let's just say steve really enjoyed his present.

[ the reason i put the times was because then it'd look like they went on for HOURS. like, bro. who has sex for fucking 6 hours straight? whatever, hope you enjoyed or smthn ]

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