♈ Aries: Starts packing their bags
♉ Taurus: "uh no lmao bye"
♊ Gemini: "Do you like ice cream?"
♋ Cancer: Runs for dear life
♌ Leo: "Hello is this 911?"
♍ Virgo: "You're not real are you?"
♎ Libra: Turns white as a sheet and faints
♏ Scorpio: *heart eyes*
♐ Sagittarius: Just laughs
♑ Capricorn: Checks if it's a prank
♒ Aquarius: "Is it my time?"
♓ Pisces: "What tf is this doing here?"
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Zodiac Truths and Things
HumorBasically, this will be a book on all the zodiac signs and what I've seen on the internet about them. Probably won't be exciting, but I hope you'll like it. The cover was designed courtesy of V E X E L S Disclaimer: As I mentioned, all that I will...
