♈ Aries: Remember that time when I thought you were cool? I lied
♉ Taurus: You only annoy me when you're breathing, really
♊ Gemini: Do yourself a favor and ignore everyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case
♋ Cancer: Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege
♌ Leo: Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt
♍ Virgo: Remember when I asked your opinion? Yeah, me neither
♎ Libra: I bet your parents don't even realize they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right
♏ Scorpio: Sometimes I wonder what your life would have been like if you had been given enough oxygen at birth
♐ Sagittarius: Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?
♑ Capricorn: There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thank you for helping me understand that
♒ Aquarius: I could eat an entire bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said
♓ Pisces: Someday you'll go far. And I really hope you stay there
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Zodiac Truths and Things
HumorBasically, this will be a book on all the zodiac signs and what I've seen on the internet about them. Probably won't be exciting, but I hope you'll like it. The cover was designed courtesy of V E X E L S Disclaimer: As I mentioned, all that I will...
