*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ink: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Cross: ...I did. I broke it.
Ink: No. No you didn't. Nightmare?
Nightmare: Don't look at me. Look at Error.
Error: What?! I didn't break it.
Nightmare: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Error: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Nightmare: Suspicious.
Error: No, it's not!
Killer: If it matters, probably not, but Dream was the last one to use it.
Dream: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Killer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dream: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Killer!
Nightmare: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ink.
Ink: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Killer: Ink... Reaper's been awfully quiet.
Reaper: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ink, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ink: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ink:
Ink: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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