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by poggrslove

by poggrslove

sani plays the guitar and sings a song she made, ''give me some primos'' to get some primogens for guaranteed ganyu and fischl cons.

zhongli comes up to sani and says ''ew you're so ugly and you're terrible at singing...''

sani replies with ''you're right.. i should stop doing this.. but i need primos''

zhongli would start laughing and say '':joy: :joy: you think you can get primogens from your terrible singing? ahaha!!! you should just give up and work as a janitor instead''. zhongli would walk away.

sani would sit down, put away her guitar and start crying a little. but hu tao saw what happened and went to sani. ''hey girlie what happened?'' asks hu tao.

''zhongli c-called my singing terrible..'' sani would say as her voice would crack

''how could zhongli say that? you should just ignore him. its just his opinion after all, dont give up! i have an idea, how about we post you singing to youtube?'' says hu tao

''y-you think that could work? im ugly and im terrible at singing, h-how could that work??'' sani asks

''lmao dw i think ur good but the internet will feel bad for you and compliment u if they think u r bad, you should never give up on your dreams right?'' says hu tao

''you're right..'' sani says

''oh btw who are you saving for?'' hu tao asks

''ganyu and fischl cons'' sani replies

''lol nvm u suck bye loser ugly ass stupid motherfucker with no life you should save up for me (act like u dont have hu tao) you dumb ass bitch you should just kys and never go back to singing again your singing voice is absolutely terrible and the lyrics to your songs are terrible what you think you can get primogens by having terrible lyrics? GiVe Me PriMogEns ooOoOh and you also the chorus terribly your high notes suck bye'' says hu tao and walks away

sani sits down, but she acts like that never happened and takes the advice from hu tao. she positioned her camera and started singing her song. she started with saying in the video ''hello guys. i really need guaranteed ganyu but i dont have enough primos.. (ACT LIKE U DONT) please my mother died'' and then sani would start singing and putting more effort then usual. she posts the video, expecting nothing. the next day sani would wake up and go to youtube and her video went VIRAL. with 834.5 million VIEWS. 100 million LIKES. 1 DISLIKE. Sani couldn't believe it and got over 4384834 primogens from her video. she was so happy and she was crying tears of joy. she went outside, and she couldnt get out without getting recongized. she started singing in bigger cities, gaining 69686 primogens every 10 MINUTES. hu tao and zhongli come up to her and apologize and they ask if they could have some primogens.

''no lol'' says sani and then shoots them both up and every cheers loudly. sani could afford SO MUCH guaranteed 5 stars, and get an r5 amos' bow for ganyu too. she maxes out ganyu, makes her c6 and her artifacts are AMAZING. she uses a 4pc wanderers troupe and these are her stats:

flower - crit dmg 32298 crit rate 2394234 atk% 304832480 energy recharge 4343%
and repeat that for every artifact. her ganyu hit the most damage in the history of genshin impact, she hits 81721721792728919731292731837127391731389173289173827391 every shot. if its non crit somehow its 8172172179272891973129273183712739173138917328917382739.
sani becomes a successful singer and now she gets 6743673476 primogens every 1 MINUTE.

she also ends up getting c6 fischl like she prayed in vc, not knowing that her mic was unmuted.

HELLO DHARR MANN FAM I HOP YOU ENJOYED THIOS FVIEODEOIFOEODOEE