𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘐 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦.

Girls are pretty🤧

I swear I could go to a girl and let them knock me the fuck out🚶🏾‍♀️

Like, miss gurl...the fuck you look so good for?😭

I fought with this one girl around where I live and she came at me and said I was ugly and I was gonna say I couldn't say the same for her, but then I remembered my sister was there, and she judges me whenever I try to compliment someone🤦🏾‍♀️

She would be like "yo shut the fuck up, you always tryna be nice, toughen up bro"

Now, I'm a kind person when I'm not mad, pissed, or irritated, but when I'm mad I'm like a hyped chicken clucking at somebody for touching they damn food, like back tf up before I pinch yo ass.

So Instead of what I wanted to say, I said "well shit, you are too, you look like a bitch Barney girlfriend gave birth to"

...

A N Y W A Y S

I ran into another girl, and she was Hispanic-

Holy fuck was she hot-
She could kick me in my head and I'd say sorry and act like it was my fault for something I didn't do!

But the sad part about this is...

She's older than me✌🏾

Like WAAAAAAYYYY older

Anyways I didn't talk to her because I got scared, so instead I yelled as loud as I can 'you sexy motherfucker' and ran away back into the house with my sister-

I'm the older sibling acting like an 8 year old🚶🏾‍♀️

So um-

Yeah-

That's what I did yesterday :')