three hunters enter a bar

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Note- i know I said I'd wait til summer but I just can't help it also think of this as just a little thing

Fan: hello people of the of remnant today were going to see jaune and two hunters enter a bar

Yang: is this a joke one

Fan: surprising no it is not

We start to see a bunch of villains in a bar with one sitting at the bar table with a beer in her hand and the three hunters enter they are jaune,qrow and yang everyone starts trying to escape

Emerald: I plan with sound me whats so special about a disco of death heck with all of them im an artist Just robbing banks salem Cinder probably would have gone for it if I didn't have a last name

Jaune: coughs

Emerald looks up to see the three hunters and pulls a weird gun and pulls the trigger and qrow knocks it away

Emerald: gotcha

Weiss: wow those people are really scared of them

Fan: well thay are superheroes

Ruby: wait SUPERHEROES!!!!!

yang: oww ruby I know your excited but Jesse calm down

Ruby: I will not calm down because there are real superheroes

Blake: can we just see the rest of the show

The acid which comes out of the gun hits the pool table and melts to see a guy hiding there he runs away

Emerald: its a snot gun haha

Qrow: where are the others

Emerald: those crabby hacks can go plug a hole for all i care but I'm not going to rat them out

Qrow: yang

We see yang going to punch Emerald and picks her up

Yang: talk while you still have a jaw

Jaune: hey hey would you guys please take it down a notch let me handle this Emerald you're off your meds aren't you

Emerald: better off without them take them if I start feeling down

Ozpin: it seems that this version of miss sustrai is one medication

Gylnda: * whisper * but did you hear her say that salem is working

Ozpin: yes i did but we don't know how if ours are the same

Jaune: you know that's not how the medicine works you're not well

Emerald: I'm fine you wanna throw some darts

Jaune: no listen Emerald you're wearing the suit again

Emerald: I am well what do you know

Jaune: here's the deal buddy tell me where those guys went and I promise to come see you in the hospital we'll play darts the soft kind

Emerald: ok they're going to ambush you at the arc museum

Jaune: see that's all we needed come on we better get over there

Yang: what about your enemy

Jaune: ah right dude soon as you finish your drink trunk yourself in

Emerald: got me again arc

The three hunters leave and jaune gives her a thumbs up

Fan: you will see that universe again soon

Yang: well that was interesting to say the least

Ruby: interesting more like amazing

Nora: yeah but there was no action

Ren: well I think its about how not every villain needs to be punch

Nora: aww but that's boring

Ozpin: actually it's important lesson to learn

Fan: yes but let's get a move on

Authors note- hello people ross here to say that I just got inspired to do this well I was watching some clips of jlu so yeah but my summer break will start on Tuesday next week so yeah bye my people

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