jaune arc multiverse

death battle

Fan: hello we are going to watch a death battle

Ruby: what we are going to watch jaune die

Fan: no its just a scenario for who can win

Ruby: oh so who is he going to fight

Fan: well you are going to find out

Intro of death battle

Wiz: Danny Rand, Marvel's immortal Iron Fist.

Boomstick: And jaune, the chosen Kung Fu Panda.

Wiz: The way of kung-fu can be full of hardship, but these two unlikely masters have shown that with the right training and determination, anyone can walk the path of the Dragon Warrior.

(we cut to Wiz and Boomstick)

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Weiss: well we know who is going to win

Ruby; hey don't write him off yet

Weiss: well as you can see this danny rand looks fit and well look at that dolt he doesn't look like he's that fit

Fan: how about a bet about who wins

Yang: yes let's do that I want to win against the ice queen

Wiz: Every ten years, in the mountains of Tibet, the mystical lost city of K'un-Lun will appear, forever guarded by a legendary warrior, the Iron Fist.

Boomstick: Naturally, one of the Iron Fist's former apprentices, Wendell Rand, thought "I should really bring my wife and kid to visit the kung-fu super city, best family vacation ever!"

Wiz: But, not so naturally, Wendell's business partner tagged along, Harold Meachum, who, surprise, had less than noble intentions.

Boomstick: So, Wendell was sent off a cliff, and his son Danny won the tragic backstory lottery when his mom died protecting him from wolves. Never trust a Harold, folks.

Wiz: Danny survived and was adopted by the people of K'un-Lun. Within the city's walls, he spent his formative years tirelessly training in pursuit of revenge.

Ruby: waaa that's so sad the father just wanted his son to come to the ancient city

Yang: Damn that Harold

Boomstick: He's mastered Judo, Muy Thai, Aikido, pressure points, pretty much every cool fighting style around. He also gained a weird habit of shouting "Heart of the Dragon!" Whenever he's surprised. Heh heh, oh, you know that guy's got at least six silk dragon shirts in his closet.