"THATS SO FKING GROSS" ; a series of scenarios
-the seniors; jin, namjoon, yoongi, and hobi secretly got ramyeon for breakfast very early in the morning
-Actually, they were stress-eating/ hangry
-yoongi got in a fight online with someone and the rest went to protect him
-but the anon that they were fighting wanted to mess with ALL of them
-so they ordered ramyeon at 6 am to stress-eat
-jin sighs; "if I keep stress-eating at this point, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other"
-and ofc, he windshield wiper laughs
-"HYUNG THATS SO FKING GROSS" yoongi makes a disgusted face
-"yea and i wouldnt want to see your tum that looks like patricks house if you keep on eating" namjoon gags
-hobi obviously laughs like a maniac in the bg
***
-"THATS SO FKING GROSS" yeonjun faints dramatically
-"huh what happened" jimin woke up from a 5 hour nap
-the juniors, yeonjun soobin jimin tae and jk have been hanging out in the living room for a for a holiday
-well, not a holiday, they just made it up
-its called 'no rules' day (yes as in txt's song)
-they literally made A FORT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM WITH CHAIRS AND BLANKETS, played board games, and the fort was facing the living room tv so they played there as well
-some of the boys got jealous but taehyung pushed them out since it was a "juniors night"
-but right now, it was a relaxing moment so they did whatever
-so they had each other telling their secrets, not jimin ofc since he was sleeping
-"turns out when jungkook was a kid HE READ SMUTS"
- "oh come on, it's not like we dont read fanfics on a daily basis" soobin sassily smirks
-"yeah the trump x kim jongun tag is really interesting"
-"THATS SO FKING GROSS" jimin hits taehyung then goes back to sleep
***
-(chat version)
Sophmore Boarding Squad😩
heeseung
yo i heard the all the seniors here took a massive dump this morning
taehyun
THATS SO FKING GROSS
jake
AS IF YOU DIDNT FART DURING SCHOOL
taehyun
BITC
YOU ARENT EVEN IN MY CLASS
jay
WE COULD HEAR IT FROM OUR ROOM WDYM SJAKAKSXNN
beomgyu
theyre daily body functions
taehyun APOLOGIZE TO OUR BODIES RIGHT NOW
taehyun
no
jay
i mean it IS smelly when you fart or smth
jake
ugh ITS OUR BODIES FAULT THEN🤬
beomgyu
bodies apologize RIGHT NOW
heeseung
where did this conversation go i was just asking if the mass poop incident was true...
jake
yeah they ate lots of spicy ramyeon this morning so🤷♂️
jay
eughk😟
beomgyu
speaking of the devil...
heeseung
IM IN SAVE THE LONG NOODLES FOR ME
taehyun
did u at least get something sweet
beomgyu
🙄yes
***
-just like in THAT vlive, jungwon lowkey moans for no reason
-and OFC FOLLOW THE LEADER
-SO NIKI DOES THE SAME UM🤩
-sunoo and huening are completely disgusted
-"THATS SO FKING GROSS WHAT IF THE ADULTS HEAR US"
-"bleach my ears"
-"we can just suffocate the both of them yknow" sunghoon shrugs
-all the boys were looking towards him,
-jungwon and niki's eyes were wide
-but not for hyuka and sunoo
-they had a light bulb on top and smirked
-for context, there was this thingy for all freshmans so they did it at the same time in the study room
-"ahem, here's ur fruits you ordered" lee hyun puts a tray of fruits on the table
-"s-sunbae "
-"lee hyun oppar dont say a thing😘"
-" wdym i hear jungwon like that everyday" lee hyun backs up
-"oh yeah jungwon and niki share a room next to lee hyuns"
-"niki its okay not to follow hyungs all the time okay?" hueningkai assures
-"i do whatever i want😎"
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