there he was right infront of me lord jesus farquad right there infront of me then daddy pig walked through the door and pulled out his meaty pickle we smexed for 25272672 hours and it was so messy and then wonka joined in and so did Thor and then the greatest of them all dumbledore lol. We all smexed for 122228292019199days and hours it was so good I can't wait to see my daddy shriek again he so green and slimy like a wierd deformed pickle lol I love him am he my bæ oh and ffiona if your reading this shrek cheated on you with ME and the MUFGIN MAN WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE LOL no one likes you Fiona you may be all that but your an ugly green toad no offence dadde shriek lol love him he's my boo