I Woke Up In Classroom Of The Elite [DISCONTINUED]

V1 Karaoke Bullshittery Pt.3

After calming all of the isekai'd persons down, I had a hard time especially with the perverts who still had the gal to hit on Zam.

Rayson: "Ah shit. Let's just get this over with please. My head is hurting." I said to them.

They all stopped and was now on focus again.

Good fucking lord. Thank god.

Kyo: "My username is proig_5 , as for my name in this world I go by the name Kyo Mabuki. I'm in Class 1-A and I simp for Fuka-senpai especially." Kyo said.

Thank god that Kyo introduced himself normally.

Although all of them seemed to normalize that it was normal to say out loud who they are simping for.

Hazime: "Oh! A comrade." Hazime exclaimed.

They both seemed to get along as they chatted in the background.

Mist: "Well then... My username was Gentlemist1 and my name in this world is Ao Mist, Ao is my surname and Mist is my given name. I'm in Class 1-D and I'm gonna go for Onodera." Mist said.

We were all nodding till Mist said that he was going for Onodera.

That was surprising.

Warper: "Onodera? That Onodera who was a bitch in reaction fics?" Warper asked.

Bruh, I get that she was a bit of an asshole in the reaction fics but it's non really real in the cannon.

Wait, what's to say that this world ain't a fanfic? Bruh...

Mist: "I also like traps so I'm probably going for Zam as well." Mist said.

Bruh.

Why the hell did Zam licked her lips? Bruh!!!

We all calmed down our goosebumps and we continued introducing ourselves.

Kai: "Well I'm next... My username is NotThatBADuWu , as for my name in this world... It's UwU Kai..." Kai said.

Wait. What the fuck? His first name is UwU? How the fuck does that happen?

Rayson: "Wait seriously?" I shouted out.

Everyone was also curious and asked to show some proof, which in turn Kai showed us his school ID.

Name: UwU Kai
Class: 1-A

What the fuck? What the hell is the god doing? Whoever or whatever transferred us into Classroom Of The Elite must be lazy as fuck.

Uratio: "My turn. My username was urat1o and my name in this world is Ansh Phogat. I'm in Class 1-B and I simp for Yume-chan and Honami-chan. Just call me Uratio or something cute like An-chan or something. Take care of me." Uratio said.

Timmy: "Oho~ Yume is a nice pick, she isn't that too relevant to the story so her dating someone is okay as it wouldn't mess everything up." Timmy replied.

Rayson: "Unless, some of you are planning to, and are planning to steal some of Kiyotaka's tools." I said.

Some whistled and looked away.

I fucking knew it. These guys are planning to do it. I freaking knew it.

Rei: "My username was Justalazybitch as for my name in this world I go by the name Rei Asano. I'm in Class 1-A and I simp for Ichika." She said.

The last female just introduced herself.

She had this aura of maturity and seemed polite, not like the others who seemed ready to throw fists like me, her height was on the small side but she definitely surpassed Micah.

Martin: "My username was OmegaYgg , in this world I go by the name Martin Nishimiya. I'm in Class 1-B and I simp for Ichika, Fuka and Arisu. I'm your guy when it comes to spy stuff as I'm the type to investigate things that are unexplainable just like our situation." Martin said.

Is he an M? I get the feeling that he is. Someone ask him please.

Hanzatsu: "Are you a masochist?" Hanzatsu asked, answering my plight.

Martin: "I'll leave that to your imagination." He replied.

Rayson: "Well it doesn't matter, but at least we got someone who can do some spy stuff for us." I said. "Well... Last but not the least..." I said looking at the last person.

Hiroki: "My username was Paxale12 , as for my name I go by Hiroki Nakatomi. I'm in Class 1-B. The only thing special about me is I'm a little bit good at Math." He said.

Why did I get some Kiyotaka vibes from that introduction? Bruh, he must be lying for saying that he was only a little bit good.

Rayson: "Now that we all introduced ourselves, shall we star-"

I got interrupted by a knock.

We all looked at the door.

I stood up from my seat and opened it. There was no one there.

I closed it up and got back to my seat.

Rayson: "As I was sayi-"

I got interrupted once again as a knock was heard.

Rayson: "Shit." I muttered.

I once again repeated my actions by opening the door.

There was still no one there.

???: "Look down idiot."

I looked down, following the instruction and I saw a cat.

The cat walked inside like he owned the place and sat himself in the top of the table.

Stendell: "My username is Stendell I also use that name in this world." The cat said.

Wait. The cat fucking spoke!

Rayson: "How the hell is that possible!?" I shouted out!

Mist: "But wait, if a genderbent person was possible what's more if it's a cat?" Mist said.

I mean yeah, he had a point... But turning into a cat was on a whole 'nother dimension.

Seriously? What the fuck is happening?

AN: and with that, everyone who messaged me got introduced. I'll probably skip the meeting and just straight out give some hints on what happened. Also for those who wants to join still, ya guys can still message me and I'll make it work. The next scene would be the swimming classes so look forward to that.