my idiot [Kamijirou and Kacchako]

chapter two

Earlier that morning, about the same time Jirou started attempting to wake a sleeping Uraraka, someone else was being ambushed on the grounds of date preparation. Mina Ashido and Eijiro Kirishima were creeping up on a sleeping Bakugou, snickering and giggling as they slowly approached him. With a glance and a nod, they lept on his bed in sync and started yelling his name.

"Baaakkkuuuuggooouuu wake uuuupppppp, you have a date todaaaayyyy!" Ashido shrieked and giggled.

"Bro-bro, get up! Someone's got a hot date soon!" Kirishima grinned and bashed his fists together.

Bakugou responded by grabbing the alarm clock off his nightstand and hurling it at the pair, who dodged with a squeal. The clock smashed into the wall and fell onto the floor in a sad, broken heap.

"GO AWAAAYYY!" Bakugou roared, grabbing his pillow and slamming it on top of his face.

"Your clock..." Kirishima said.

"I have more." Bakugou's voice was muffled by the pillow.

Ashido giggled again. "I guess early-bird Bakugou isn't as intense, right?" She went to poke him in the cheek and he flashed her a glare from under the pillow and made a crude gesure. From out in the hall, loud crashing and bumping sounds slowly got louder, as if approaching the door. Sure enough, a second later Hanta Sero burst into the room, a bewildered Denki Kaminari trailing behind him.

"Man, this guy's a heavy sleeper! He was so groggy I had to wrap him with tape and drag him." Sero held up his elbow to show them, and Kaminari mumbled something that sounded like a confused 'yaayyy'.

"Oh goodie! Now we have everyone!" Ashido pumped her fist in the air and Kirishima smiled and bumped it with his fist. The two looked at each other and blushed, quickly looking away. Meanwhile, Kaminari squirmed and struggled inside his cocoon.

"WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!" Bakugou yelled. "WHAT TIME IS IT, ANYWAY?!" He glared at his broken clock and growled.

"We're gonna help you get ready for your date!" Sero jumped onto the bed next to Kirishima and Kaminari plopped down on the ground next to them, finally free from Sero's tape. Bakugou flung his hands in the air.

"What's there even to do? You get dressed, brush your teeth, eat something, and then you leave! I don't need help with any of that crap! Unless you WANT to brush my teeth for me," Bakugou said. Kirishima started to answer but stopped, nibbling on his thumbnail as he thought.

"Well, this time is special!" Ashido said finally. The truth was, the three that weren't scheduled for a date later were utterly and horribly single, and wanted to know what it would feel like to have to get ready for something other than school. Although, anyone with eyes could tell that Kirishima and Ashido were constantly pining over each other in silence.

"I think it's a great idea!" Kaminari piped, flashing his friends a bright smile. They smiled back, even Bakugou, and Ashido cheered once again.

"Operation: Double Date is a go!" she said.

Naturally, Operation: Double Date was poorly thought out and hadn't been considered in full detail. The best the group could come up with for the time being was helping to find outfits for Kaminari and Bakugou, which led to everyone running around the halls and bringing things back from their rooms. All this excluding Bakugou, who sat on his bed and growled while his friends essentially made him play dress-up.

Sero's proposed outfits were mainly pants or sweats in differing colors, each paired with its own neutral-colored T-shirt. Kirishima brought back a messy pile of shorts, patterned shirts, and patterned overshirts, with no system or any indication that he'd thought about what he'd grabbed at all. Surprisingly, Ashido returned with a motley hodge-podge of shirts from nearly every boy in class 1A.