The day started off as usual, but being the first day of the week, I was slogging slower than anyone could expect. Yes, time don't wait, but I felt taking each step was a herculean task.
Anyway, I was able to get my morning chores organized, as I was stepping out, I recalled, I have not carried my water bottle, so called out to him, if he could fill.
"Do you want hot water?" the question rose, since I don't like to drink cold water. "Yes", my answer rang loud. "Don't you get hot water at your work place", he asked, my answer was again, "yes, we do".
In a minute I had my bottle in my hand and was ready to board the bus.
Waving bye to him, I sat comfortably on my seat.
The bus arrived at its usual time, the excitement of meeting friends after a weekend was filling up the air. We were to attend the meeting, when suddenly I felt the thirst... Pulled my bottle out, and without a second thought, just poured it into my mouth!!!
HOLY MESS!!! Imagine what happened, He had filled hot boiling water right from the dispenser!!!
Why did he do this? A thousand question arose, but there was no room for answers, My mouth was already burnt, it could not hold more, so it had poured out the water down to the floor, making a trail of blisters and burns all over my chin. I couldn't resist. The heat was unbearable, that I popped up from my seat, HOLY MESS!! What a day! While I popped up, I had to realize that am not on my teens, but on my middle age, and that my body will not be as fast as my minds thinks it to be.
On the stir, I realized that I have sprained my hip. Mess O Mess! What a messy day! The day was nothing, but a Holy Mess, I recalled as I waded back home
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HOLY MESS
HumorNarrates a humorous event when a day is marked by confusion and disorder