you look so horrible

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   "WAIT" yelled johnny. everyone looked at him confused. "THATS TIMMY CHALIME"
    "huh what are you talking about john john?" i ask.
     "with the stingrays" OHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAGAHA, i'm so stupid.
     i looked at timmy swimming in the water. "ayyy yooo little tim whatcha doing there ay bud?" i yelled.
     "just chillin" he said. then all of a sudden he started to choke on the water (hehe choke), what a stupid rat. HE WAS DROWNING.
      everyone started to freak out. we all just sat there and watched him slowly start to lose consciousness. i looked at the others. "well? who's gonna get him?" no one answered.
    "UGHHHHHHHHHH FINE I GUESS I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING !!!!!!!" lazy asses.
      i jumped in the water and pulled out timmy. all of a sudden he started flip around and flop like a fish on the ground. all i had to do was kick him and he was fine.
     timmy finally choked up the water (choked hahahahahag) and got off the cold floor. "woah you look so....".
     and i really thought that he was going to tell me that i was hot. well he didn't.
       ".... horrible." WHAT !!!!! how dare he say that! YOU CANT SAY THAT TO A GILF!
      "we'll need to fix that. let's go to my fav shop. the THRIFT SHOP!" ummmmmmm i don't wanna go to a store for poor people. ugh ew.
     before i could respond i was thrown into one of those car shopping carts and being wheeled at 130 miles per hour. i love the rush.
     we got to the thrift shop in 43 seconds. right when we got there we saw a group of three people walking vastly towards us.

      oh no

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      oh no. it was mac with his minions. hebasically owns all of the thrift shops in our city. he just loves them. and he hates me.
      one time me and him got into a fist fight cause i called the thrift shop gross and over rated. he wasn't impressed. we fought for twenty two hours. he now has a permanent black eye.
     he's still really mad about it. stupida puttana.
    he came up to us and then kicked over the car shopping cart WITH ME IN IT. ugh i hate him. i then grabbed my boys and we ran soooo fast into the thrift shop.

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