my greatest mistake

the first little boy

    after seeing my worst enemy M & M last night i was so scared. i can't believe i saw him.
    i really wanted to cool down and stop freaking out. soooooo i went to a tim mcgraw concert. it was so fun. i got a really big bag of popcorn and wanted to cause some mischief so i ran to one of the security guards and choked them with it. it was really funny. THEY LITERALLY PASSED OUT OF SUFFOCATION !!!!! i ran.
     when i was running i accidentally bumped into a hottie. he said his name was johnny and i made him give me a piggy back ride to the city bus. we got on and went to arby's.

    we ate some yummy fries. i decided that it would be the perfect time to pull out the moves.
    "did you know that i have a bouncy house?" i said.
    " no" johnny said.
     "well i do so we can go there and kiss" i winked and smirked.
      johnny started to blush. i could tell that he really loved me. i mean who wouldn't i am a gilf after all.
     me and johnny went back to the bus. when we were waiting i saw a sus car. and you would never guess who we saw in there.

IT WAS M & M !!!!!!!!