The smut duh

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by Menetrix

by Menetrix

You where entering the hunter exam when you saw this big purple man with freaky accessories and weird clothing. 'How weird' you thought as you studied the man in front of you. 'He's kinda hot though..' you thought as you watched him speaking to another man. Hisoka. Everyone speaks about him. Saying he's crazy, or psycho. You obviously didn't really care, considering you where quite on his level.

You studied the purple mans behavior as you sat in the bushes hidden. 'I wonder how big his-' your thoughts where immediately cut off as you saw the man pulling off the needles in his face. His face formed and you where left shocked. He had beautiful long well kept hair, big black eyes, and a beautiful face in general.

"Ahh that's always so fun to watch!" Said hisoka. "It does take a toll on me you know.." replied illumi. They seemed very close. Though you hoped they weren't. You wanted to get to know the pale man. He was quite breathtaking. You didn't pay attention to anything until you saw the ravenette digging a whole in the ground. 'How strange.. is he going to sleep in there?' You wondered. Your question soon got answered as you saw him enter the whole and close it with more dirt.

'This man is more interesting than I thought.. he's very hot too.. in his purple form and his newer form. I wonder which is his real form. Whichever one it is I don't care.' You thought as you felt yourself become tired. 'I guess I should sleep for the night.' And that you did.

Next morning you woke up and decided to try to dig into the whole the pale man was in. You slowly walked towards the big bump of dirt and started digging away. As you dug, you felt a strong arm grab your wrist. "W-why are you digging my whole.. who are you!?" The pale man spoke as you saw he was speaking through the little hole you dug. "Oh hi.. I just thought you where very attractive that's all. I wanted to check you out yknow?"you spoke "I don't." He quickly replied squeezing your wrist.

"Your pretty. Both your forms are very handsome. Say Im quite curious, which one is your real form?" You asked petting his hand. "Why does it matter..? leave me alone!" He shrieked completely getting out the hole and letting go of your hand. "I'm just a bit curious gorgeous that's all." You saw him blush as he moved his hand to his shirt. He seemed to be rubbing his nipples.
"Oh? Is someone feeling frisky?" You asked a bit turned on. "No. I always do this." He spoke rubbing harder. "That's quite strange gorgeous but I suppose that's fine.." you walked close to him and pushed his body onto the floor.

"Hey. How about I show you some other things you can do to those nipples of yours?" You asked completely turned on. "What do you mean? I have things to do so go away!" He yelled trying to get out of your grasp. "Hey I never caught your name. Mind telling me?" You said as you lowered your hands towards his pants and squished his bulge. "I-illumi.." he answered arching his back. "Illumi huh? That's a pretty name." You began to fist his dick with your hand slowly rubbing up and down his clothed cock. Illumi let out a breathy moan as he trembled from the pleasure.

He'd never been through than kind of pleasure before. "I-I really can't do this. I need to g-go find my a-ahhh!" He let out another breathy moan as you went under his pants and stroked him through his briefs. "Shh baby let me pleasure you cutie." You took your hand out of his pants and hovered over his crotch slowly sitting on his erection and you began to grind onto it. He'd already been panting before, but now his pants were louder and more desperate sounding. "P-please.." he moaned. "Please what?" You asked as you grinded harder onto his clothed cock. He let out a shaky moan as you could tell he was close to release. "Mm.. ah.." he moaned grabbing your hips as he bucked into your crotch. "Mm there we go that's good" you complemented as your grinding came to a stop. "Beg won't you dear?" You teased. "W-what?.." he spoke. "Beg if you want to taste that sweet relief. Have you ever even had sex before?" You asked. "N-no! P-please keep going!" He begged as he bucked into you trying to get any sort of stimulation. "Okay~" you teased as you began grinding against him again.

You lowered yourself completely onto him, your arms above his head as you kept grinding on his twitching cock. He snapped his eyes shut as he squeezed his hand onto your hips letting out a silent moan and arching his back bucking his hips slower. "A-ahh! Mm~!" You could tell that he came just by that. "Woah your a quickie. Nothing new to me cutie." You completely stopped grinding as you didn't care for your own orgasm anymore, seeing as he already came. You leaned into his face pressing your lips onto his as you.....

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SHIT EXPLODED EVERYWHERE! YOU WHERE SHITTING FRANTICALLY ONTO ILLUMI AS YOU WHERE ALSO PISSING STRAIGJT INTO HIS MOUTH! ILLUMI SWALLOWED YOUR PISS AND SHIT AS HE GOT UP AND STARTED DANCING AND PISSING INTO YOUR MOUTH TOO!! BOTH OF YOU WHERE HAVING A PISS SHIT PARTY!!! PISSING AND SHITTING INTO EACHOTHERS MOUTHS AS YOU DANCED TO COUNTRY MUSIC! ILLUMI MORE LIVELY THAN YOU THOUGH HE WAS SHITTING BRICKS INTO HIS DUG UP HOLE THERE WAS SO MUCH SHIT AND PISS IN THAT WHOLE THAT IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS JUST A SPLOCH OF DIRT!
ILLUMI PASSED OUT ONTO HIS OWN SHIT AND PISS AS HIS PANTS WERE LOADED OF SHIT HE WAS WEARING A DIAPER OF COURSE NOT BRIEFS LOL HES A POOPER!! YOU WHERE JUST MUNCHING ON HIS POOPIES AS HE WAS PASSED OUT NEXT TO YOU, GREEN PANTS COVERED IN SHIT! HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR WAS COVERED IN SHIT TOO! You decided to call it a night, and slept next to the shit stained- ah, no illumi. You slept next to illumi. You took your pants off and decided to masturbate with his shit. you scooped up some of his human chocolate from his diaper and shoved it all the way up your hole. Your legs where shaking on how much you where turned on at the moment. It was a horrible shit party that ended with illumi passed out full of shit and you passed out from an extreme orgasm using his delightful shit. It was a long day for you both.